General Chat

Duck n Firk It Oh i do babe!! So where is this place your taking me to? Bet its a quiet romantic place and knowing you, so quiet, its just for two??? *thinks* and i know why! Another drink babe?

Manor House Right, think we are finally ready Reggie, Steph you help me get these little darlings in the car, Reggie, Reg! Oh do listen dear! Theres a coolbox of feeds etc, put those in a handy spot for me. Handbag? Arhhh there it is, now Strump, dont worry about a thing, you need a little break and the children will love this Corner Parks place, its all geared up for little children im told. We shall see you at the weekend dear, kiss, stop worrying! I'll call you when we get there.....you already given the children a kiss bye bye, you'll make us late! smiles. Bye bye my dear. They drive off.

Manor House Place seems a bit quiet.....im alone! Better reset my makeup, for goodness sake, theyre only gone a few days woman! Pull yourself together! Wanders upstairs and texts Bruce. You busy? Pop by my place? Manor House in Chatston Lane. love Strump xxxx clicks send

Phone rings. Wipes hands on trousers and pick up phone. Oh, hello mum it's you. No, no, I just thought it might be Bruce. Yes, everything kind of fine at this end and yes, he's away working, as you say, again!! No, no, nothing's wrong really. Just that Bruce has been away a lot lately. Well, really mum! You're always so suspicious of him and his work. He does work really hard and I know he's away such a lot of the time. But the money is really good. Especially when we have six little Bruce to feed and cloth. But what I can't understand is why they pay him in cash. Fifty pound notes do cause raised eyebrows at Asda when I do the weekly shop. When's he home again? Oh, don't really know. I suppose I could give a ring on the mobile tonight and asked. Oh, I tell you who I saw the other day. Sam, you remember him, went off to be a fireman. My how he's changed. Married. No I don't think so. Yes, mum I remember you telling me you thought he'd be a much better prospect than Bruce. Yes, mum you said before, mother knows best!! Hangs up and rolls eyes. Will she ever let up. Returns to kitchen making mental note to give Bruce a call tonight.

Manor House Looks at mobile, mmmm, wheres he gone then? Probably at home with wifey! Oh my god, toys.....big give away that....close that door me thinks. I know what i need, a long soak in the tub and a glass of wine....doesnt know what he's missing that man. Wanders up stairs with mobile and glass of wine.

Settles down in armchair with glass of chilled wine and mobile. Ok then, baby settled, the boys are watching TV, so now I can ring Bruce. Dials number. Oh good it's ringing. BLAST!. 'You have reached the voice mail of ........' Hate the damn voice mail thing. Ah, well he must be in a meeting. Never mind. I'll leave a message. Hi Bruce, it's me babes. Gosh, I really wanted to speak to you. Never mind. Just wondered when you might be coming home. The boys miss you and so do I come to that. I'm really sorry about the silly misunderstanding the other week. Silly me, getting the wrong end of the stick, thinking you had another woman when she's your landlady. Really, how stupid am I! I haven't made it up to you yet! So, when are you likely to be home again. Oh, the school rang. They'd like to see us both about the twins. The secretary says that Wayne and Dwain have been up to something. She was really nasty, saying the twins are well out of control, but what would one expected with a father like theirs. Well she'd say anything. She's no better than she should be. You remember her. She's the one who accused you of making a pass at her at the PTA Christmas do last year. As if you would. I think she's jealous. Anyway babes, hope your meeting hasn't tired you out. Speak to you soon. Miss and love you lots. Kiss, kiss. Byeeeee

Manor House God what a day! Thank goodness im off tonight.....opens the wine. Mobile rings. Sam! Yes im fine thanks darling....busy? No im not and the children are away with Rose and Dad.....oh lovely yes.....i'll make us some supper. Ok, see you soon. ends call. I just hope Bruce doesnt drop in tonight....not easy this two men lark! Goes to the freezer.....mmmm, prawns, i'll make a curry, Sam likes my curry.

Walking up Chatston Lane to the Manor House thinking to himself. Do i ask her tonight? Shall i tell her about those rumours? Shall i tell her i saw Bruces wife? Dont know what to do and im sure that Wendy winked at me! Smiles to himself. Knocks at the door of the Manor House. Strumpy, kiss, you look great, kiss, got you some flowers.

*walking into penthouse, having just collected a large suitcase from left luggage, checks mobile as he goes in* 6 missed calls!! 4 voice mail messages and 3 texts, should really have signed up to take international calls, still had to leave in a hurry gee struth, i am really gonna have to get something orgainised with these 2 women still that little shopping trip not not stocked up my duty free, it also unloaded a bit more 'dirty laundry' the Pub scam is great, but i think it's a bit risky getting Wendy to spend it in ASDA. ok shower, shave and then see if i can grab a quick bite with Strump, then go home to Wendy

Manor House Oh Sam darling thankyou! Prawn curry ok for you? Good, lets get a drink.....me nervous? Nooooo, lovely to see you, ive missed you....kiss. Got the place to ourselves tonight....that brought a smile to your face! Your wicked Sam! smiles, no i dont mind.

funny strumps not answering her phone! probably tarting herself up for me right quick call to Wendy and i'll pop round and surprise Strump might take an indian take away with me, save her cooking *rings wendy* babe how are you?, so good to hear your voice.................yes just got a few things to clear up this end, but should be home tonight....................errr no dont cook, i'll grab something before i get home........................missed you too....see you soon *click* right that should have sorted it 'leaves penthouse and heads to Strumps

Manor House Sees Bruce driving up the lane. Sam! God im so sorry darling, i suddenly dont feel at all well, no, no, im fine, just a bad headache, think i need to lie down....i know you havent finished your dinner......darling, please, i must lie down.....your a gem, i'll make it up to you i promise.....back door is better babe...that front door is so loud as its heavy, my head couldnt take the noise......yes darling, kiss, bye babe. Shuts the door....phew! Clears the table set for two and hopes.

oh good, lights on, she's home *parks car and walks up path, noticing as he goes a strange car parked in the lane, just then something moves in the bushes* oi whos there? funny could've sworn i heard something, probably a cat *rings bell*

Manor House Bruce, darling! Wasnt expecting you, course im pleased to see you, ive missed you! kiss, mmmm, kiss, curry? Oh lovely! I had cooked for myself, but hey! I can freeze that.....drink??

oh hi babe look you do lock up here at night don't you cos i am sure i heard a prowler out there and ther is a strange car parked in the lane

Manor House Course i do.......oh you worrying about me? kiss, your so sweet to me.....i expect it was a walker, doubt it was a prowler, dont worry......i look worried? Noooo not me, just excited to see you babe *thinks* oh ek, hope he believes me

well i do worry specially as i can't stay tonight i have err busness to take care of and an early start tomorrow *mb phones rings* oh struth, er i mean damm ohone, won't be a mo, err busness *nips into another room* oh hi hun whispering, no i'm not whispering, its a bad signal oh you have cooked, i told you not to bother how long??? er about an hour, that ok? ok see you then byeeee err sorry bout that babe, somethings come up can i take a rain check???/

Manor House Well yes....you need to shear sheep this time of night then?? Oh, ok....kiss, night night, me put out? Noooooo, smiles. Sees Bruce out the door, see you tomorrow then babe. *thinks* Damn, and i got rid of Sam! Right Bruce.....play this my way from now on mate!!

Duck n Firk It Hi Babs, i know im not meant to be in, but i have to still do the book work. Ive got the audit due and it needs to be in order. What £50 notes? Does he....he must earn alot then. Why would i question it Babs? I'll make us a drink, then i'll get cracking.

I'm so pleased you came home last night. Sorry about tea being a little dry. Prawn curry doesn't really keep warm very well. Anyway, don't think I'll be shopping at Asda anymore. The checkout girl was very rude to me when I was paying. Saying something about dodgy £50 notes. What a cheeky. Well, as far as I'm concerned, if they don't like the look of our money, I'll shop in Sainsbury then. Bruce, babes, are you feeling alright? You've gone rather pale.