General Chat

Duck n Firk It Texts Bruce. Need 2 C U asap. love Strump xx clicks send. Yes Babs, a glass of wine, think i need one, oh no reason.

Oh Bruce, you look terrible. Let me call the doctor. What you got a pain in your chest? Begins to panic. Where's my mobile. Oh, goodness can't find it at the moment. Where's your mobile? Need to ring for an ambulance. Searching through briefcase. Where's all this money come from. Never mind deal with that later. Ah, here's his mobile. A message. Ok check that. Reads message..... Bruce, Strump has left you a message. Strange name for a bloke! Good God Bruce you are a really funny colour. Phoning for ambulance now.

Ok, ok. I'm sorry. Stop going on about it. Yes, I know I paniced. (God, don't men go on sometimes.) How was I supposes to know you'd got indigestion. What are you doing now? ....Bruce hurriedly pushing clean clothes into holdall.... Going back to work, but you only came home last night. Oh, a problem. Well, yes I suppose if it's work and your really needed babes. Any idea when you'll be back ..... talking to Bruce's back as he hightails it out of front door.

Manor House Texts Bruce. Must C U, its urgent now. Nothing to worry about, but you need my help i think! Strump xxxx clicks send. Right, i best get over to the pub, sort this BBQ out or no one will be eating today. God its hot!

Struth no t sure how long i can keep this up!! god now Strump's texting again the boss is after his new money and i haven't cleaned it all out yet Asda is getting suspious, least i still have the pub to use wendy nearly got me admitted to hospital, that really would have been the end i am going to have to lie low for a while but where and what do i tell the women?? oh lord i need a drink pours a large whiskey, even though it is only 11 :30 am

Duck n Firk It Hi Babs....look, you take the day off, we can sort the BBQ....yes im sure. *thinks* And Bruce can freely talk without my gossip here! If he ever gets here!

hi babe got your text will be over later still at work at mo (really lol)

Arrives at Duck 'n' Firk it Hi babe oh wow a barbi great!!!! wheres babs? you given her the day of thats great cos i need to talk to you i haven't been entirely truthful with you A wife me? nooooooo, i mean about my busness i may need your help, it could be worth you while, are you up for it?? ok babe lets cook the steaks and then i will explain *goes into bar* here you are a large glass of white wine and i poured myself a stella ok? mmumm steaks smell nice *holds strump and kisses her *

Duck n Firk It Takes the glass of wine, still a bit of a wobble from his kiss....thanks, i need this, sooooo, spill the beans and no i wont be shocked.....take more than a bit of laundry to do that....youve gone quite pale babe, smiles, so im closer to the truth than i thought then!

* chokes on stella, nearly putting bar-b-que out with the spray* what ever made you say that???? err have you sussed me??? was it the 50 pound notes that gave it away??? so ok then are you in?

Duck n Firk It Just tell me all and im sure we can sort this out to both our advantage, we just have to be careful and you more open babe....smiles her knowing smile and sips her drink

ok this is how it works i collect suitcases from left luggage i 'spend' the money each month a deposit is made into a swiss bank account in return. if i don't collect the luggage on time, no payment sometimes i get called at short notice, hence my fast Exits last pick up was in France i was gone 2 days but i need a better system of off loading the cash one thats safe we could go 70/30

Duck n Firk It Well, ive got 4 pubs, but this is the safer one as im here most of the time, plus theres the salon....let me handle Eva in the salon though! Yes she is safe. 70/30??? Is is that you need more for the wife and family babe? Who is your boss? Some thing you need to know.....ive been married to three gangsters darling....i probably know him! So, you dont shear sheep then? Stupid question really, even im not that daft! Pours them a drink....left baggage? Doesnt sound very safe or clever to me.

*chokes again on stella* *needs another drink as he has sprayed most of this one on the bar-b-que* Wife & kids????? errr you sussed that too??? are you spying on me? hang on i was right you are a cop!! as for the boss, i have no idea, big boss died a few months back, car crash i think, left a wife & kids so i hear, mind you she was taken care of, plenty of money there. i have no idea who has taken over

Duck n Firk It Also chokes on her drink...died in a crash? Kids? Money? Strump struggles with the tears that want to flow.....erm, sniffs, was he local to here? No im not following you, i just know your married and it doesnt bother me ok, long as it wont affect us....

yeah apparantly had some big Manor house near here but he kept all that separate rumour has it even his wife didn't know he was into dodgy deals. lot of his money went to his brothers and i think he had a sister, but she married an FBI chap, so they didn't have too much to do with her. Still he left the wife well off by all accounts, although she had her own busness empire, catering or hotels i think something like that. i only know all this cos my cousin dated the sister for a while, til she dumped him for the FBI chap. thats how i got the job, my cos works for them in the states. I think it might be one of the brothers thats taken over the busness, but like i said i don't know glad the wife doesn't worry you, and no she won't interfere with us now are those steaks ready yet? i am starving and i don't mean food!

Duck n Firk It Yes, its all ready, shaking? Am i? Best we go upstairs....i may need you in more ways than one! I think you need to know some thing, some thing i didnt know....yes im talking in riddles...sorry, bring that bottle please, i need a large drink babe

* a very confused Bruce follows strump upstairs, wine bottle in hand* errr you lost me babe did i say something??? only you have gone all strange wow, you should really wear underwear with that skirt babe

Duck n Firk I do normally! I just knew i was seeing you....kiss....i may also need your help....gulps My husband was killed in a car crash a few months back....gulps again and gulps a drink......im pretty rich anyway, but he was very, very rich.....he did leave children, twins, just babies themselves and our youngest daughter, she was only two weeks old....yes, i said our daughter, the twins are also mine.....his mother lives in my house and is now married to my Dad.....he does have a brother, but only just found him....long story there, i know he has another brother, i didnt meet him, not sure why really, but i didnt know he had a sister.....tops glass up......you knew there had to be more to me than met the eye Bruce! Sighs, i wonder how much his mum knows.....it has to be him Bruce....everything you said matches....yes i am upset......so many things he told me, i thought he was the one for me, i truly loved him.....but Hugh into dodgy dealings? Just doesnt sound like him.....sobs, sorry, its all a bit much. Maybe you and i were meant to meet eh....seems we can help each other......for now, just take my mind off things....kiss.....

Shall we go back to your place? And you sure your dont mind about my children? Good......i should have told you, but, well, you didnt tell me all, so like you i kept some bits back. Its all a bit of a shock....i had no idea about Hugh.....but...... we have to confirm this you know......yes im still in, dont worry! Lets go...... more secure at the Penthouse.