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Manor House Right, kids are in bed, im done up....fluffs hair...not too bad i guess, opens the bedroom door....what the hell, you made me jump! What on earth are you doing he.....smouldering kiss...here Andy! *thinks* wow! Andy, no, no! I have to work.....another smouldering kiss....your making my tummy flutter, stop it.....she composes herself....i have to go to work and that cant happen again.....fluffs hair again and walks away....* thinks* wish he wouldnt give me that knowing smile, dont look back girl. Text him later. Right Rose....im off and your son is up stairs! Slams door and gets in her car.

Ye Olde Worlde Coffee Shop. I know Sue, you sound just like mum. You and her have never really approved of Bruce .... Yes, I know it was a whirlwind courtship and I know you think that the sun had gone to my head, but he is sooo persuasive .... Yes, yes you've said it before. I should have brought a boomerang back from Oz instead of a husband. So, you think I ought to see Sam .... Oh, you fancied him yourself when we were at school .... Could see the potential. Beeping noise coming from handbage. Hang on there goes my mobile, maybe this is Bruce letting me know where he is. I really needed to know where he is before I do anything. It's from it's Sam. Reads text message. His place tonight. Ok, right, Gosh my hands are shaking. Oh, Sue what do I do now ............... and I'll bring the boys around to your place. Are you sure you can manage with all six. They can be quite a handful .... and bring their sleeping bags. Sue what am I doing? Alright, I'll send Sam a reply. Sam C u @ yours tonite Wendy Presses send button with shaking finger. That's it Sue, I've done it. Now to serious business. What am I going to wear?

Duck n Firk It Texts Bruce I know Andy is keeping you busy. Try and get over to me tonight. Im in the pub. love Strump xxxx clicks send. I need to organise this trip with him or ill land up going with Andy and that isnt a good idea. Too tempting. Babs, just popping home to change and settle the children for the night, wont be long.

Sitting at home flicking through the channels.....hears his mobile bleep....please let it be her. Yessssssss!!! Sends return text: Brill, so glad yr not mad at me My place bout 8, will cook 4 U Big grin on me face love Sam xxx sends text. Thinks to himself Strumpy, just keep her hubby busy for me, ill win her this time round, she's too good for him anyway. Goes to the fridge....steak i think, followed by strawberries, she loves them.

Outside school gates .... right thats the eldest four for the day .... just take the youngest two to baby and toddler group, then it's back to that kitchen .... damned fire. It's taking some cleaning and where the hell is Bruce. He hasn't answered the message I left .... and what happened to Sam. I'll ring Sue and so if she's up for coffee and a girly chat. Need to speak to someone. What did I think I was doing last night .... switches on mobile .... voice mail message, maybe that's Bruce telling my where he is .... No, it's Sam. Oh, goodness his place tonight. Oh, now what do I do! Wonder if mum will sit with the boys again tonight .... she'll think it strange, going out two nights on the trot. Could say friend needs to talk, shoulder to cry on and all that. Might work, could give a try later, after coffee with Sue. Dials Sue's number .... Hi, Sue, fancy coffee after I've drop my two off at the group, need a girl talk urgent .... no, it's not about Bruce .... Great , about 9.30 usual place .... Right see you then. Bye. Now to text Sam. Sam Making arrangements 4 tonite. Will text l8r, if can do. Here's hoping. Wendy Sends text. Bite's lip and wonders .... am I out of my mind! If I was older I could say I'm having a mid-life crisis! Now where the hell is Bruce. God, that man is so elusive, anyone would think he was up to monkey business. Listen to me, I'm the one being sneaky, I think! Gets in car, driving off towards toddler group and much needed girl conference.

Manor House Morning Rose. No i didnt make it home last night, your son actually if you must know and take that smile off your face! Nothing happened, just talked and i fell asleep. I understand your doing a France run and taking Dad with you, no, ive no idea who your meeting, i just know i want you to be careful.....has Steph taken the twins to toddler group? Ok. Ill go and check on Beth, then get showered and i must get to the pub and do some work.

Fire Station....Blue Watch Days i hate this job and todays one of them! Whats Wendy gonna think, ill call her and hope: Dam it voice mail! Wendy, i got called out, i didnt have a choice, cos i was still on duty, then it turned out to be a bin fire, im really sorry, make it up to you tonight? Dinner at my place? Please? Let me know eh? Missed you. Sorry Gov, it was important, yes Sir, course.

Well, it looks like Sam isn't going to answer my text message. Been sitting in this lay-by ages. Just my luck .... he's sitting in the pub waiting for me and he's switched his phone off .... I'm not cut out for this sneaking around lark .... well, back home I guess ....

Was Just reading first few pages of this thread and BBQ were mentioned. Reminded me of a joke George and Mildred in garden George says to Mildred good grief Mildred your backside is getting so big its as big as my BBQ Don't be so rude George says Mildred George then goes and gets his tape measure and measures the BBQ George then goes over to Mildred and measures her backside He says to Mildred I told you it was as big as my BBQ Mildred ignores him After a few minutes George says to Mildred Oh my love whats a matter with you. Come on love lets go to bed and make mad passionate love Mildreds reply I'm not firing up this BBQ for one little sausage Regards Jackie

The Angel Pub in London I got here as soon as i could, i do have a business and children you know! Yes i got your case £500,000 i make it....good, glad we agree, now what am i meant to do? Ok, yes i can do that and who,s going to the Hotel in France? What!!! She said she wasnt getting involved anymore, sighs, so now i have to lie to my Dad? And i thought my days of this stuff were over when i met your brother! How wrong could i be. Bruce? You leave him alone, you deal with me and ill deal with him, yes i do trust him and please also leave his family out of this. Do i have your word on that Andy? Good. Yes, lunch would be ok, can we not talk about this over lunch though?

Duck n Firk It Flat Sorry, was just checking my mobile, i had no idea i had ten messages.......no its no one babe, well it is, its Andy.....yes ill look: Strump Where are you???? Need to see you!! Andrew xxxxxx *thinks* god, ten messages saying same thing! Sorry babe, best text back, it must be to do with the money.... Sorry, been busy wasnt ignoring you When do you want to meet? love Strump xxxxx clicks send * thinks* i put kisses! Oh god!! I told you Bruce, i dont fancy him! Now, where were we?

Duck n Firk It Darling, stop worrying! If Wendy was here, she would have found you......now, lets book this trip, you can tell Wendy you have to go away....*thinks* and im sure Sam will help her in her grief!! Need to talk to him!!! FLAMING FIREMEN! In the meantime........i know you like me out of this dress!

thanks err babs, yes babs omg Strump i think i just saw wendy there in the seat by the window NO don't look!!!!! *peeks round* it's ok shes gone what was she doing here? god you don't think shes sussed us do you???

Just get myself another drink and sit and await Sam's arrival. Wonder where the nervy barmaid's gone? Yes, can I have another wine and soda please .... takes glass and goes back to seat by window .... just sit here and wait. Thank goodness I tarted myself up whilst I was in the Ladies .... Bloody Hell! .... That's Bruce's car in the car park .... Oh my god .... when did that happen. Must have been while it was in the Ladies. Think quick here girl .... where is he? Can't see him anywhere .... Quick text him, try and find out where he is. Hi babes, Just wondering where you are. Are you working or on your way home? Love W x Now text Sam. Have to meet somewhere else just in case. Sam Something's come up. Can't make Duck n Firk It. You suggest place & I'll be there asap. Wendy Leaves drink and makes quick exit out of nearest door. Thank goodness I parked my car round the side. Hopefully he didn't spot it. Ok, I'll just drive down the road some way and pull off the road and wait for Sam's reply. Oh, my goodness, I'm not sure I'm up to this lark and nothing's happened yet!!

Duck n firk it geez Frnce sounds great, have to clear it with Wendy just got a text from her, tied up with a mate at the supermarket or something thats ok then another drink???? err bev 2 more drinks hun oh sorry babs *whispers* she doesn't like me you know

Oh God, a text from Bruce. Trust him to phone home and get mum. Typical. Think now .... Bruce Sorry missed u. Out getting cleaning stuff for kitchen (oh yes). Got talking with girlfriend in S.bury's. Sorry missed u. Luv W xx Right that's him sort .... I hope! Better speak with mum and find out what he said. Wonder when he's coming home. Now I've got a reply from Sam, hope not tonight now. Hi Mum. Yes, Bruce text me. Did he happen to mention when he's coming home. No, oh right .... No, no problem .... Mmmm .... No nothing's wrong (hopefully everythings going to be very alright) .... You ok with the boys for a while .... Thanks mum your one in a million .... Yes, I'll be careful driving home (hopefully I won't be driving) .... Right see you later. Kiss the boys for me. Bye. Sorted. Now to text Sam the Man. Sam Meet you in Duck n Firk It asap. Wendy Well, hopefully, here goes nothing.

Duck n Firk It Well, through my pubs i guess, plus the salon and theres my accounts, oh!! The hotel in France! Fancy a trip to France? smiles, im so excited!

*whistles* a lot so how do we shift it????

Duck n Firk It Youve gone very pale babe....how much is it?

Duck n Firk It Oh dont worry about Babs.....its when she sees Andy ill need to worry. It is a case of wine Bruce....takes lid off....not even sealed, never seen such a large case though.....lifts off the packing straw.....Bruce....look!!! Jesus, how much do you think is there?