General Chat

hi gorgeous wow, nice dress you're nearly wearing pint of the amber stuff for me sorry i was late had to tid.........take care of some busness *sends a smouldering look to strump* the shirt yeah well thought i'd tidy meself up for you *bends over and kisses her full on the lips* you ok babe? seem a bit wobbly, how many you had?

Duck n Firk It *thinks* he's keen, do i mind, hell no! You taste rather good and that was some kiss....sees eveyone looking at them. I bought this dress just for you and some how i dont think its going to stay on long! Places a hand on his butt, finds the rip and tickles....now whos just wobbled! winks

wow struth don't do that too often unless of course you don't want to wait till we go back to the penthouse *winks and looks at the pool table* another drink babe??

Duck n Firk It So, what you been up to this week, you havent been about much.....ive missed you! Hands him a drink and waits for the fake reasons.

been travelling round too many farms too many sheep slept in me car some nights too knac**** to drive home *thinks, she will go for that, after all wendy did*

Duck n Firk It Oh poor baby! Strokes his hand.....how on earth do you keep your hands soooo soft? You should have called me, we could have found a nice hotel, you know i know how to relax you.....strokes his face smiling all the time.....

*thinks, knew it, putty in me hands* well babe i thought of you let me get you another drink, will they change a 50? umm thats nice, hold that thought *goes to the bar, takes money out of a separate wallet and gets drinks* ok babe, now where do you want to eat?

Duck n Firk It *thinks* Smooth talker eh....i'll let you off for now, your too yummy to ditch and far too much fun! She sees Sam's car pull up......Bruce!! Lets get a take away and eat back at your place.....im sooo hungry....she pulls him by the hand out to the kitchen to make a quick escape. *thinks* he'll think im keen.....well i am, but more keen not to be seen right now! Its ok, bring your drink Bruce....

wow babe if you are THAT keen there was always the pool table err ok take away at my place *thank god i cleared up* Chinese or Indian? of do you fancy something more exotic hang on i think someone is calling you

Duck n Firk It Babs can deal with him, sorry them.....a chinky i think followed by wine and.....gives him a kiss....lets go!

ok babe chinky it is err you might wanna pull that top up a bit, not that i am complaining, but that is def NOT a dress you can run in and why are we in such a hurry *winks* not that i mind ohhh theres a chinky, shall we stop and pick up some food, or are you in THAT much of a hurry???

In the car. Giggles....your right! Glad you told me, poor Mr Wing would have got an eye full! You get the chinky, i'll get some wine and stuff and meet you back in the car. Erm, Bruce.....hope you took your energy pills! Mr Wing knows what i eat....see you in a mo.....

Off Licence Texts Babs. Keep Sam busy. It was one of the staff from Townsville i was with. If he asks of course. Thanx clicks send. Right....lots of wine and that lager i guess.

in the chinky g'day err apparantly you know what Strump eats??? well i'll have that plus crispy fried duck, hot chilli beef and chips for me. *texts wendy, soory babe job took longer than expected, will be home tomorrow, kiss the kids for me, Brucey* how much is that? can you change a 50? great *walks back to car* did you get me largers babe? oh you know what i like ok back to the pad?

Enters the Penthouse.....flippin ek Bruce.....you need a cleaner mate! Bet you havent even made the bed, let alone changed the sheets! I should look after you more.....poor baby having to fend for yourself! In the kitchen. Still keep the plates in this cupb.....OH MY GOD!!! BRUCE!!!!

oh struth sorry babe hear let me help yes i do need a shelia to clean up the bed??? on S*** the bed er you ok there a mo? be right back *dashes into bedroom and throws duvet over bed* ok back, good job that dress is low cut, otherwise you would have got curry sauce all over it right wheres the tucka, i'm starving

Bruce! Im covered in left overs! Look at me....stop laughing! Only one thing for it.....smears left over curry on him.....hit the shower!

struth me bst white shirt right you asked for it *chases Strump into shower*

Bruce, your supposed to take me clothes off before i get in the shower....jesus! That waters FREEZING!! Turn the hot on mate! Ahhhhh, thats better....slips dress off

good job i have a microwave cos i don't think we will be eating anytime soon *reachs across Strump for the soap*