General Chat

*back at flat in Gossipsville* whew, should be safe here, after all wendy thinks strump is my landlady and strump has no idea about wendy, so me being here is all quite innocent whats this??? handcuffs???? oh struth, strumps a copper!!!! gawd now what do i do? does this mean she has blown my cover??? *beep beep* oh a voice mail

Penthouse Appartment. On the intercom. Hi Brucey, its Strump, ive got to see you and it sounded urgent you see me. Bruce pushes the button to let Strump in. Hello Brucey......im a bit hot in this coat......drops the coat. Giggles.....your face, you never seen a nurses uniform before? Take my hand and ill show you proper hands on nursing and make you feel better.....walk this way babe!

gee struth but i thought you were a copper??? oh errr never mind wow is this what you call the NHS over here?????

Penthouse Appartment. Me a policewoman?? Theres a thought....winks.....where was i?? Oh yes....now relax babe, this wont hurt at all!!

Penthouse I have to go Bruce.....no, no reason but i have to go.......ill see you tomorrow babe, but i have to work......*thinks* and i have kids to thinks of................ ok.ok, then i must go..................

Duck n Firk It Gossipsville Morning Strump....oh good, the kettles just boiled. Soooooooooo? I know you went to London, i know you worked....but who did you go with? Sam!! I just thought it would be Bruce for some reason. You didnt take him because of the children did you? Mmm, thought so. You should tell him you know and lets face it, he does have a wife!! And poor Sam, bet he doesnt know about Bruce! No, i wont say anything, but your playing with fire.

Babs, i couldnt tell Bruce and the children came to London with me and Sam loves them. Why should i tell him, he hasnt told me about his wife! Two can play his game and its fun! And no, i havent told Rose or my Dad before you ask....now lets get some work done, you bottle up and i'll sort the celler.

wonder why Strump didn't want me to meet her in London we could've had a good time, not seen the sights not sure what excuse i can use to Wendy, i think she is beginning to suspect something. just thought, perhaps strump was reporting to Scotlan Yard and thats why she put me off. she can't have sussed me yet, not even started on the Gossipsville pub, although i did manage to off load quite a bit in Chatston. all that busness of her turning up in a nurses uniform, don't believe it for 1 sec, just trying to throw me off the scent. *goes to wardrobe a takes several wads of cash out of a suitcase* wonder if she fancies dinner tonight? *dials Strumps mobile phone no.

Duck n Firk It Gossipsville. Well Brucey baby....hows you? Really? Get yourself over here, i'll buy you a drink and we can arrange it.....London? Oh i'll tell you later, ok, see you in a bit. Ends call. Oh ek, ill have to think of why i went to London without him.....glass of wine will help me....

*ends call* well that was easy, she seemed friendly enough better get changed and get over there now Wranglers or Levis????

wonder if she prefers ripped knees, or ripped ass? *thinks back to the other night* nope ass def

Duck n Firk It Babs, just slipping upstairs to change.....Bruce is on his way....feel the need to impress! Thank god i bought that little black number today! Yes Babs, putty in my hands wearing that! smiles

now shirt or T shirt??? err she tends to dress up, why do shelias feel the need to dress up to eat??? ok better be a shirt, got one here somewhere *pulls creased white shirt from wardrobe* this'll do *puts it on & admires himself in mirror* ummm, putty in my hands

Duck n Firk It Well Babs? gives a twirl.........no there isnt much of it....but will it do the trick? Good....yep, glass of wine

struth is that the time??? better scoot, now wheres ,e car keys??? *rummages around piles of clutter, unopened post, magazines, empty beer cans & take away cartons* err better tidy up a bit if she is coming back here ok phone her tell her am running late dials Strumps no.

Duck n Firk It That was Bruce Babs, he's running late, must be sprucing himself up eh.....sighs.....oh my!

*collects up armfull of clutter, wanders round wondering what to do with it* ahhh *opens kitchen cupboard and stuffs it all in* thats better, she'll never know, but must get a cleaner

Duck n Firk It He will be here soon Strump...stop pacing! Im not pacing Babs, just getting used to these heels...

ahhh theres the car keys!! right *looks round to check all is ok* lets go, should i phone to let her know i am on my way?? nah, she probably isn't ready yet anyway just hope the traffic isn't bad *leaves the penthouse, hasn't noticed the bits all over the carpet or the unmade bed*

Duck n Firk It Well hello Bruce! Thought you'd never get here......knees wobble....sharp intake of breath....you look well *thinks* he looks well! Cant believe i just said that! he looks yummy and he's got those jeans on....oh my god! Sure he knows they send a shiver through me.....oh my... Drink my darling? Bruce, is this un ironed look in right now????