General Chat

And when ive finished with you here, we can eat in bed......

Penthouse Flat You want to eat now?? Mmmm, yes im pretty hungry......pass me that shirt of yours, ill get it heated up......no, the meal!! Stay right there!

Duck n Firk It Hi Strump. Its all fine here, dont worry. Im just pleased Luke is better now, poor little man and you look warn out woman! Work has to be easier than a sick child and a wild boy friend....erm Strump, Bruce seems very well off, he pays for so many drinks with a fifty pound note, you sure he's kosher? Ok, i'll shut up and serve.....mutters, was only saying....

Babs, dont walk away muttering.....i'll ask him at some point, but for now im going over to the Perooks, i need my hair done. Yes, see you later and stop worrying Babs, im a big girl now!

eva glances up as she hears the door open ooo'ekkk ,long time no see strumpy poo's 'ave yer come to hide yer grey bits again?? lol eva sniggers,

Salon Im not going grey! smiles, long time no see, give us a hug.

only kidding ya hun would ya like a drinky before we start or after? i need a stiff cardi,im parched eva reaches under the counter for her bacardi bottle now i wonder where that sister of mine has got to/busy chasing that blooming gardener again i suppose eva tuts

Oh yes, a drinky would be lovely....been so busy! So, hows buisiness....booming by the looks of it Eva and erm, why are there so many male clients?

well miss strumpy!! it is unisex isnt it? they arent my clients,they are renee's eva looks away sheepishly how is that bronzed aussie anyway? he looks quite a dish i love men with blond locks eva giggles

Salon Yes Renee is a one....she hasnt changed any then....giggles...good for her! My Bruce, oh he's lovely, bit wild *whispers* and doesnt realise i know he's married! No i dont mind, he's too cute to worry.....oh yes, another drinky would be nice

eva pours another drinky ooo i say strumpy,i hope his wifey doesnt find out,eva tuts again you are playing it a bit close there aint ya? mind you with a body like that i should think hes got several women on the go,eva larfs wouldnt surprise me if renee's one of 'em giggle giggle

SALON Eva! Dont say things like that....giggles, and he hasnt got time for more, he only just copes with me and a wife!! I love listening to his lame excuses why he cant see me every day. Lets face it, i havent had much luck and i miss Hugh, i need some fun, i cant just be a mum eh!

SALON Eva, as ever youve made a lovely job....thanks and thanks for the drinkies! Pop in the pub when you like hun and you might just get to meet Bruce. See you later....hugs. Strump leaves the Salon for the Duck n Firk It.

Duck 'n' firk it hi babe thought i might find you here just popped in for a swift half after work ummm you look different, ............................no......dont tell me got it!!! new dress?????

Duck n Firk It Yes, new dress.....havent you noticed anything else???...pouts....ive missed you.....kisses him.....that much! Usual? I wont be happy if you dont notice the new look Bruce....cost me a fortune!

*thinks new look cost a fortune, but not just the dress* *thinks thinks* you've had your hair done!!! looks lovely babe and yes the usual for me so you gonna be around tonight???

Duck n Firk It I knew you were teasing, you noticed all along.....im all yours tonight....what shall we do?

oh great! fancy al fresco? know a great place that does BBques err need to see a man about a dog brb *in toilets* rings home, oh hi babe,.........yes took longer than i thought........really tired........wel i could stay at the flat..............sure you don't mind?...............................ok babe, kiss the kids for me.................yeah you too....................see you soon *ends call and pulls flush* *enters bar* so then babe fancy a barbi????

Duck n Firk It Sounds great! Oh and Bruce....please keep those jeans on, you know i like you in them.....

*whispers* thought you prefered me out of them *winks*