General Chat

Duck n Firk It Gossipsville Youll love it i promise, now go and get your stuff. I'll see you tomorrow. Gerri.....say nothing, youve got that look on your face! Im grabbing some thing to eat before i go.

Duck n Firk It Oh my god! Gerri, i got so caught up i forgot the time, im meant to be at Bettys....damn it! Its too late now, you take a break, i'll serve and i'll call Betty later.

Duck n Firk It Gossipsville The mobile rings. Oh hi Babs Yes i knew, Betty told me last night. No i didnt mention it, i knew you would know tonight thats why. Oh god did she? Great, that'll be all over Chatston and Gossipsville! Thanks for warning me. No, im not seeing him tonight, im worn out thats why! laughs, yes it was fun. Yes, Babs, see you tomorrow. Bye for now. ends call.

Duck n Firk It Chatston Sorry Babs, i have to go, im running late already.....out, thats where im going...smiles

struth, there you are! oh you dressed up *looks down at his ripped jeans and muscle T shirt* thought we might grab a bite at that new place, thats if you don't mind trying out the competition. er is that baby puke on your shoulder?????

Watcha! No i didnt dress up, i always dress well and you look just fine as you are *thinks* and how! And no its not baby puke, its yorkshire pudding mix, Marios was busy so i helped *as if id go out with puke on me* New place is fine by me, i like being nosey.....are you really that blonde and bronzed or are you like me, a bottle and a sunbed?

Duck n Firk It Chatston Are you sure Strump? Its a bit drastic. Yes i do understand why and i know youll look after me so im not worried on that count, youll look after all of us. Well between us we can organise things.....yes im ready, its still a shame though, but the kids need you more. Have you told your dad? Bet he was, he thinks your doing too much anyway.

Duck n Firk It Chatston Ok Babs, we ready? Jims buying the lot, least we dont have to unmake beds and things, lets go, yes im sad, had some good times here, but things dont stay the same eh and people come, people go! Nope, no regrets. Babs and Strump drive back to Gossipsville for a well earned drink.

So that's where you are Bruce. You told me you were going down to London to see those Whitehall people AGAIN!! I come onto the boards to catch up on what's happening and here I find you, cavorting with another woman and taking her out to eat, to boot. You never take me out!! Always saying you're tooooo tired when you get back home. Grrrrr!!!

Struth Wendy thought you were visiing your mum!! *thinks fast* er strumps me landlady, thought i'd stay in a flat whilst i'm working round here *thinks he got away with it* er um....how is your dear ol mum???

Duck n Firk It Sorry Babs, i was longer than i said id be, but i did need to spend some time with the children. Right, drinks, mind you, youve had a few by the look of it! Im on catch up then.....not sure if ill see Bruce tonight, have to see, no its not serious, just some fun! And i need some fun and of course theres Sam............drink that up and ill get you another

Landlady, my eye! You change your story faster than you change your underpants! Although I'm beginning to wonder now.

Trying to soft soap me, asking how my mum is. Wait till I tell her. The dragon, er...... darling will be having a gentle word or two with you. (Sniggers knowingly)

Duck n Firk It Gossipsville Oh Babs, he's probably married with 6 kids....looks a bit young, maybe only 3 kids....giggles.....what would i care? Im not called Strump for nothing girl! His tan is probably from the same place i get mine....a sunbed! Think his names really Bruce Strump? It must be, not really a posers name is it.....lets have another drink girl!

Married! Of course, he's married. How do you think his vest get soooooo white!! Children, loads of them. All the spitting image of their dad. The little darlings.

Chokes on tea.....married!! God i was only joking when i was talking to Babs......its ok, we're just mates and i have a man in my life....Sam me fireman.....*thinks* wait til i get hold of Bruce......there again, what the heck! Erm, would you like a cupper, milk or creammmmmmm??

Strump, that Bruce, his wifes been in again looking for you! Not a happy bunny either! Shes after your blood and doesnt believe your his landlady.....well you should be bothered woman! Ok, ok, you can deal with her next time shes in. But i have warned you...oh! And Sams been in.

<pacing up and down> gee gawd i've done it this time, how the he** did Wendy find me? ok Brucey boy think, think, i can't stay away from both of them forever just hope that Wendy & Strump don't meet oh dear lord that don't bear thinking about!!!! i wonder if that babs has seen strump, she might know whats going on. now wheres the no. for that pub in Chatston????

err g'day babs isn't it?? this is Bruce here, errr we meet when i came into the pub a while back??? oh you do remember me! well i was kinda wondering if you knew where Strump was, don't spose you have her mobile no. i need to talk to her what about???? errr the ummm err the flat, yes thats it i need to talk to her about the flat i'm renting from her. ok i understand you not wanting to give out her no., could you perhaps get her to call me???? gee thanks you are a babe *puts down phone and wipes sweat from brow* gee she sounded a bit frosty

Duck n Firk It Gossipsville Voice mail tppical! Hi Brucey Baby Babs said your trying to contact me. She said it sounded quite urgent....so here i am calling you. Hope your ok and nothings wrong (grins to herself). Call me when you get this message. Byeeeeeeeeeeee! oh and Bruce.....hope you liked my present darling (grins to herself again) ends call. Lets see what story he gives me, might wind him up a bit.....i dont think he realises i know he's married Babs! This could be fun. Yeap, lets have a drinkypoos eh girls, cheers Gerri, cheers Babs!