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Anne

Anne Report 21 Aug 2004 22:17

Ooooooh Bryan, lol I object to that, I hav'nt had time to fart, and hardly left my cabin, It was that mate of yours, the lazy bugger, she came, she saw and she farted and she left.

Lindy

Lindy Report 21 Aug 2004 22:17

ATTENTION ADMIRAL BREAKFAST MENU Being Sunday it will be a full English breakfast for everyone who is condition to eat. Dr Legs, Please slip a note under the galley door as to how many teas and toast will be needed for the sick bay. Lady Anne, I trust that you will remember the dirty dishes that need returning in the morning if The Brothal wants breakfast. Normal drill breakfast to be collected half an hour before the crew sit down to eat. Maggie, It appears that you have everything under control and I shall now return to the galley to check on Boris and try and catch forty winks, that is if anyone can get any sleep in this storm tonight. See you all in the morning, (hopefully if we don't all drown) Good night, FAT LADY

Margaret

Margaret Report 21 Aug 2004 22:20

Night Lindy, Im off to my cabin as well with my wine. Maggie

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 22:22

Fix-it to bridge, You now have full rudder power. Now if there`s nothing else, I`d like to go back to the bar for a break. Out.

Jo

Jo Report 21 Aug 2004 22:24

Nite all, its been quite a day, after finding tess, tickles. Being man handled by Nurse and what with the bring and buy sale, I'm totally shattered (never had so much excitement in one day). see you all in the morning. Lady m

Anne

Anne Report 21 Aug 2004 22:25

Fat Lady, Dishes already returned and washed up. I'm off to my bunk, for some entertainment I think Slutty jean has finished with Wil, knowing her she'll send me Will Young, bless.

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 22:26

Damn sea, can`t even stand straight, these old sea legs aint what they used to be. Mmmm Caffreys, just what the doctor ordered. Where`s that bloody crocodile ?.

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 22:30

Seems to me, that I`m the only one keeping this damn ship going, where`s all the engineers. I`m only a repair man, not a miracle worker. I bet they`re all about enjoying themselves.

DorothyG

DorothyG Report 21 Aug 2004 22:33

Mommylonglegs: I have just heard from the original Entertainment Officer, Lynda, there's a message on your Radio link for you NOW! The Menu looks delicious again. Can you wait whilst I make my choice!

Anne

Anne Report 21 Aug 2004 22:34

It is'nt me I would'nt trust that nurse gladys!!

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 22:35

Still, never mind, keeps my mind active. Might as well have another one while I`m here, and a packet of crisps, as the cookhouse is closed.

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 22:36

Never did my piri piri chicken.. Have to stop talking to myself.

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 22:38

Might as well stop that door squeeking while I`m here, now where`s that WD40

Jo

Jo Report 21 Aug 2004 22:40

I am trying to retire, but am finding it difficult tearing myself away. Lady M

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 22:44

You`ll find it hard to sleep tonight Jo, with this sea running as it is.

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 21 Aug 2004 22:47

Jenny, apprehensive about what ?

Jo

Jo Report 21 Aug 2004 22:48

Mommylonglegs - could some-one take me under their wing and keep me in the ships know please. I will have my radio turned on. Lady M

Daniel

Daniel Report 21 Aug 2004 22:49

The King grows weary. He is retiring. See you in Morning when hopefully this rain will have stopped.

Unknown

Unknown Report 21 Aug 2004 23:26

slutty jean...the reason your girls have no knickers,is because they lost them all ashore. ime going to mix up some sea-sick potions,as ime not happy with the weather forecast..gale force nine..is a bit scary,i might have to find a big woman to protect me against the elements tonite!! nurse gladys emanuel.

VIVinHERTS

VIVinHERTS Report 21 Aug 2004 23:40

What's the BIG PROBLEM? I'm confused. By the way Baz, the bar is closed due to bad weather. Viv, Alcoholic Landlady.