General Chat

I will head for the bar for a well deserved drink and a bit of peace and quite, and no thank you Slutty Jean am not interest in spending time in that place of degradation, hmmph!! FAT LADY

David: Eyes of Hartley signed on as a Disc Jockey, she could organise some entertainment surely. Speak to her. Have you found Kevin yet?

Ohh Kevin you lucky thing, I had my anti VD serum earlier today and it was gooooood stuff man. Nurse - Are you taking the pith. lol lol Lady M

FANFARE. What's all this talk a magnifying glasses? I do not have one. I suggest if it is so important we stop off at the next port go shopping. FANFARE

Lindy, sorry it took so long to get back to you its frantic out here, I cant find grandpa jim so that he can help me. Yes I would love some help, just watch out for the cabbages. Maggie ps is Boris ok

Has any one any ambre soleir factor 6, I have heard through the grapevine that the weather may be changing as from tomorrow. Lady M

sorry just a passing stranger but you might find kevin in the chat room, hope he's joined you by now, sorry for intruding good luck mel

Its a little tape recording I play when I make an apperance. Makes me feel important.

Dr Legs, Boris is tied down in his hammock and locked in the galley so there is no need to worry about him. I am in the bar..uhmm thinking of tomorrow's menu that is if we get through this storm. FAT LADY

I was a DIVVY or and looking after computers. But although I am a DIVVY can't do the pcs, and Marion has to say if I can be a special DIVVY. So ... it depends on Mairon. Otherwise I'll be a luxury paying passenger and be waited on by all the men!!! Joy (KM GC GC etc)

Maggie, I shall be right down or is it up? Boris is tied in his hammock and the last I heard from Grandpa Jim he was off napping in one of the life boats. FAT LADY

Flipping men where are they when you desperatly need one. oooh and bring me a stiff drink I could do with one. And its up. Maggie

doc luciouslegs,just to let you know...the passenger is fine,it was'nt a ufo at all..it was one of the sluts throwing her knickers out of a cabin window,which hit the passenger full in the face...have just made a medical discovery..if we have to operate on anyone,we can use the sluts knickers as anaesthetic. nurse gladys emanuel.

Slutty Jean, Get your terminology correct, It is called an "old soak" and not a lush..by the way get you skinny backside to the doc's for boosters...ha! ha! glad I don't need them. Maggie, am on my way up with two bottles of wine one under each arm. FAT LADY

Slutty Jean, the doctor and her nurse are casting aspirations about the sluts' knickers, Sluts and scrubbers don't wear knickers, order decreed by slutty as too much time is wasted in taking them off. They were probably the fat lady's!

If the offending knickers had diamond studs that caused the knocking out then I must confess to them being mine. I did actually think that nurse had them away during my examination!! Lady M

Has any body seen Kevin since he was called to the Dr's office. I haven't had the honour of meeting him yet, is he rich??? Lady M

well,as you know, we cant name and shame,as its ethically wrong...but 108 civilian men with the clap onshore,when asked to describe the woman,said..ime not sure,but she farted a lot!! well,i use the same sainsburies onshore as lady anne charles,and when i walk behind her,its like listening to the...trumpet volluntary... nurse gladys emanuel.

Lindy.....wine, you angel. Maggie

Mommylonglegs! You called? Did you get MY message? I radioed you urgently on your private line! GRAMPA JIM! Hope you can hear this! We need to get those Lifeboats checked, so arise and shine and give MArgaret help in the garden.