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for a line you win 100 euros- we wont be playing for a full house number 82 Spanish Poo number 59 the Brighton line anyone close yet?

MESSAGE TO THE BROTHEL LADY ANNE I am a cook, not a delivery person. We all abide by the Admiral's rules. A)I take my orders from the Admiral and the Admiral only. B) The Admiral, Dr Legs Dave, the croc hater and paying passengers eat together and get the first choice of what is available on the menu. C) The crew eat in the Galley. D) The occupants of the brothel, eat in the brothel and collect their meals half an hour before the crew sit down to eat. E) All dirty dishes to be returned to the galley. F) Only by the Admiral's orders do I change the menu. So Lady Anne, I suggest that you take your complaints directly to the Admiral. FAT LADY, COOK

I hope all you new people have been to the doctors cabin and seen Nurse Glady's for your little prick, it won't hurt at all!! there will be trouble from the doctor if you hav'nt. There's plenty of jobs down here, although I don't think anyone can fill slutty Jeans knickers. Madam

1 little duck it the number 2- quack! never benn touched never been kissed but still pushin a pram its the number 16- (i dont like that one!!) eat all day and never get fat- your place or mine its the number 69

is that a bingo i hear?

you are now a proud owner of 100 euros- well done Gwynn And the next person to say Steph i love you will win a jug of Sangria or Lager

who is Legolas? is that you Gwynne?

Okay Fat Lady, a little birdie told me that you are after a percentage of our hard earned cash. how much will it cost to have the meals delivered, also no more freebies for you and the next time you want to swing from the chandeliers with that porto footballer find somewhere else. obrigardo - spelling?

Legolas- who are you? would you like a jug of sangria or a jug of lager?

Ok thanks Gwynne- congrats on your win by the way WHO WOULD LIKE THE FREE JUG THEN?????

Gwynne, Behave, you do NOT have Legolas, he's here playing happily with me!!

OK Gwynne. Patrick my love my darling, I hunger for your touch, when are we working with the clay. OMG imagine

Manda would you like the sangria or lager?

Enjoy yourself at the bar black widow. Where did slutty put the skeleton key. hi ho hi ho its off to work I go, .....

Oh dear, you hav'nt fallen for securities old scam have you, how much did they charge you? Anyway stop interupting the clays going everywhere!!

Security here found the dodgy package slung it overboard just in case, as i have no bomb disposal skills i thought it best to take no chances. Hi Fat cook you have excelled yourself with the food today, could i request Kippers for breakfast tomorrow please. and keep that waste of space crocodile out of my way, i killed the mouse left it for you to see in that big bowl with flour and stuff in hope you found it. Off on my rounds now, don't know whats happened to my assistant Liz she's never about when i need her, must be on the booze again??? David ( security ) Be Afraid

Right- We have the Queen and Grumpy We still need SNOWHITE 6 DWARFS Auditions are now open for 1 hour (again)

Steph I have already offered my services as dopey but I then thought you thought I was too smart for that. I would love a role, Ooopps, in the panto I mean. I am at you disposal. Lady Marmalade

Lady M, im sorry i must have missed you asking to be dopey, you wont have any lines is that ok? Steph EM

I dont know, It might be a little too much for me to do. I am so not used to performing in front of others, speaking of which, what part is Slutty Jean taking? oh well you so obviously need me. It might even be my chance to meet athe rich rich man of my dreams, thats if I can get in before the others!!!!!