General Chat

We are currently recruiting staff for our exciting new Hotel Complex. If interested in seeking employment within our newly established development. Could you please contact the relevant Head of Departments:- Dorothy G... Head of General Administrations. Mommylonglegs...Head of Personel/Medical Administrations. Guinevere...Head of Entertainment/Sports and Gym. David Beard... Head of Security. Jean in Washington...Head Housekeeper. Lindy in the Algarve... Head Cook. Joanne Reeder...Head of Beauty. BSC. Margaret Thomas... Head Gardener. David Bennet...Head of General Maintinance. Our staff currently consists of the Following. Sassy...Assistant Cook. Camberwell Beauty... Fifi the French Maid. Buttercup Fields...Snake Woman. 'Snake woman????' Deanna... Hairdresser. Claire in Cov....Customer Service Manager. Bev from Bridgy...Head Nurse. Helen Bell....Receptionist. Elaine in reading...Bar person. We shall require, The following. Assistant Security Guard. Manager of Golf course/Greenkeeper. Manager of Casino. Head of Bar Management. Head of Onsite retail shops. Manager for Bank/Bureau de change. Laundry Manager. Beauty Therapists. Zoo Keeper. Small animals and Reptiles. General Labourer. Official to perform Marriages etc. Transport manager. Must be Multi skilled, to Sail, Fly, and drive our fleet of Cadillacs.

Zis eez a message for Jean - Pardonnez-moi, ah am not available for interview today. Ah am still ironing ze frills on ze apron and ze blouse, zen ah 'ave to pack and get to ze airport. Ah weel arrive tomorrow. Ah 'ope zees does not ze inconvenience cause, Madame! Au revoir! FiFi la Rouge

Dave, I need a bronzed muscular man. I also need someone to run the gym and golf side of things. Gwynne

Can you add Plumbing to your skills Dave? Jenny.

Can you let me know when you open? I really need a good rest and rub down.

Dave, You are just what we need. The old place is a bit run down and needs a complete refurb before we open. Gwynne

Morning all, Gwynne I will email you in a bit! Lindy;-)

David, I may need to borrow your labourer at some point .............. Gwynne

David you have been added to our list of Staff. Welcome to our Complex. I have added a General Labourer to our recruitments list. There will shortly be an announcement to describe our Hotel. We would be grateful if you could tour the Complex to get a rough idea of repairs that you shall have to carry out. Jenny.

Gwynn, You have mail. Lindy;-)

Gwynne, I forgot to mention that we will need a Helipad and a helicopter which could be housed on the otherside of the Island near the lagoon. Lindy;-)

at what grade is the head nurses post paid, are pension benefits included? Private medical insurance? free use of all facilities when off duty?? Bev (whos thinking of applying)

David, Describe Tommy .............................. Gwynne

Hi Mommy, After I've finished my chores and showered etc I shall compose the blurb using Lindy's plan with a few embelishments. It should be with you around lunchtime Gwynne

Think I would like to be the Snake Woman (is that the title I would receive). I shall bring my own....BC

I need a job mommy, could i be the receptionist, have done this work many times do you need references????? Love Helenxxx

Thats great Gwynne. I shall be busy around the complex all day, so you will be able to keep in touch. But the family arrive at 4pm today. So shall be off for a couple of hours, then back on later tonight. My Office/Surgery is coming along nicely. There will be a very large Pharmecutical Lorry arriving sometime today. Bringing all my equipment and medicines. Can I leave the Helicopter and Landing Pad, in your capable hands? Jenny.

B C. Snake woman. OMG. This is a luxurious Hotel on a beautiful island. What do we want with Snakes. Oh the mind Just Boggles. Will have to see what my partener says on this matter. Will get back to you around lunchtime. Jenny.

Helen, A Receptionist would be most useful. We would be very pleased to have you join our team. If you could just send us your C.V. We will get back to you ASAP. Jenny.

Hello Dave! How is my kitchen getting along.... The pantry is as big as the kitchen itself. Please be kind enough to fix the door of the walk in freezer as soon as possible. I need to order frozen supplies from the mainland until we get this Island up and running. There will be cup a soup and sandwiches in the makeshift kitchen at lunch time. I am afraid that there is not much else on offer at the moment. Maybe Maggie has some fresh vegies..... I will see you later. Fat Lady Cook