General Chat

Ok Mommy here goes..... Name-Helen Bell age- 50 something Hobbies- used to be tap dancing but i kept falling in the sink Positions held-goalie in netball,tea girl,general dogsbody,head cook and bottlewasher latest position- mrs moonlighter, the madam of the all girls line dancing team. hope this is ok mommy, looking forward to hearing from you love Helenxx

Helen, you impress me. But do you think you will be able to cope with such a Front Line Posistion and most of all do you have a good Telephone manner. We will just not tolerate some floozzy who sits chewing gum with her mouth open and admiring her fingertips. Jenny.

Has the hairdressers job gone yet? I'd like to apply. What are wages for this job? what type of salon will I have ? Deanna

Have just been putting all my odds and sods in this lovely big shed I found. Have also had a wander round and picked out the best spot for my veggies. Lindy unfortunatly the veggies arnt quite grown enough yet, so you will have to make do with what you have at the moment. There should be a good supply of lettice, tomatoes, onions, leeks, garlic, spuds, lots of fruit, I will let you have what there is tomorrow. I have left some pineapples, mango's and banana's in the kitchen, thats if those 2 handy men havnt had them. Will all these folk wandering round maybe you had better put Boris on guard. Toned and honed, bronzed Dave is busy elsewhere... I saw him. Maggie

NO Dave I didnt sing a note!!! Deanna

i will be fine mommy, only eat chewing gum with mouth closed, really good telephone manner!!!!! i always say Yes!! not yeah, that wouldnt be right and proper, and even though i say it myself, on the front line, well 42c is that impresive!!! hope these credentials are ok, (see i know big words as well) lol Helenxx

Hi Have you got a creche facility or child minding service for the rich and famous offspring?

OK Helen. Welcome to our Complex. If you would like to go to the Main Reception area and help where-ever, I would be very grateful. We shall be announcing shortly, when we are ready to open and start advertising for our Guests. Who really are the most important part of our new venture. Jenny.

Thanks Dave, they sit beautifully on the reception desk, you dont think my tops a bit low though do you??? Helenxx

has the head nurse post been filled? only i haven't heard anything Bev

If you've got any unwanted trees on the estate, then let me know, I'm your feller. Brian, ;-)

oh look i have a little bell on the reception desk, ting,ting my what a lot of rooms, who's doing the cleaning then, my dave you are strong lifting all that wood!!! where's Tommy its really lovely here!!

Good Idea Winter Drawers. Are you offering your services? Or shall you be one of our Filthy Rich Guests. Jenny.

Am I getting a job or not? Deanna

Deanna. Do you have experience in this trade? The Hairdresser job will be sorted by our Beauty Therapist. I am sure she will be pleased to take you on. Consider yourself a member of our Staff, Welcome. Jenny.

I would like to apply for the customer service managers position. I am very good at fobbing off......I mean placating the customer and showing genuine concern for thier complaints. blah blah blah. Claire xx

HELLO WHAT ABOUT ME???? BEV

Bev. Sorry I did not see you sitting there so quietly. Is this Bridgenorth, you hail from? We have no nurse as yet. Exactly what field are you trained in? Do you want Full or Partime employment? Jenny.

I am from Bridgwater in Somerset It would have to be parttime hours, but i don't mind doing some on-call. I specialise in cardiology (good for when they have heart attacks in the gym/bedrooms) i can perform CPR and mouth to mouth resusitation (but i restrict this to young good looking males) and if necessary can be called on to assist with the colonic irrigation. Bev

Claire. This is a full time Position. Are you available during the day? You will be responsible for all complaints about anything and anything. You have a delightful Receptionist to help you. She is at present in the Main Reception helping to sort out. Jenny.