General Chat

Helen: Excuse me Madam but something is amiss. I found something in my bidet which looks suspiciously like a Boa Constrictor. Would you kindly get the appropriate staff member to remove said Boa Constrictor. Thank you.

oh tea and cakes great!!! just stocking the cupboards claire rubber gloves, bondage...errr i mean bandage., sticky plaster, alcohol wipes, don't let BC and the others suck these! rubber tubing ( for colonic irrigation) hand scrub, hand cream now my uniform i thought white, what do you think?? how does it look??? not tooooo short is it??? Bev

Helen - I don't see why not, if Mommy allows me to start operating in the complex then please come and see me to discuss this further. From what I've deduced so far it sounds like a lot of the ladies working at the hotel have a fixation with attractive young men so why not make some money whilst having fun? love becx (Madam Pepsi Flavell

Back again. Where was I? Oh, I shall have to take a peep at my list of candidates. Sorry to keep you waiting Ladies and Gentlemen. What a morning. My Family have just left Birmingham New street and will be arriving at Newcastle Central at 2.55pm. A little earlier than expected so they will be here at 3.30pm. I still have to bury the Gerbil, and put all the clean bed-linen on. Right. Lou, I should think we have the ideal job for you. But you will be answerable to our Head of Beauty. Welcome to the Hotel Complex. Baby Bec. Have you decided just what you will be best at? B C. Its Make your Mind up Time. Ahhhh. Now Gentlemen. Let me see if I can sort you out. BRB.

Oh Buttercup, a boa constricta in the bidet!!!! thats terrible you could have sat on that!!! and hurt the poor thing!! I will call Dave, cooy, cooy Dave, Some one in the room below you has its tail end Buttercup it's very long lol

Mommy - I have had a think and I'd really like to be a guest (operating my illegal brothel and supplying young fillies for the businessman attending conferences at the hotel) Please address me by my business name 'Madam Pepsi Flavell' from now on. Thank you Madam Pepsi Flavell

Becs sweetie. I think you are lowering the tone just a teensy weensy bit! Mommy has much grander ideas for the establishment (after all she banned my snakes). lol BC

Madam Pepsi Flavell. I shall be turning a blind eye once in a while. Whilst we are not yet ready for paying guests, please feel free to take a look over our establishment. Daisy. The Casino Managers vacancy is not filled. Can I pencil you in???? Fairy Godmother. The Zoo Keepers job is yours. But I must warn you, we have a couple of strange pets that belong to a couple of the Managment Staff. I must warn you all. We have some very distinguished guests due to arrive from Australia. I want you all on your best behaviour. Or you will be booted out of our Hotel and left to fend for yourselves. I welcome you all to our Complex.

Hi Jenny, You have mail. Soon potential workers and management will have a more detailed description of our complex. Please be patient as it is still at the printers. Gwynne

Thank you Mommy! Myself and my assistant (Shandy Duvall) shall inspect the site and start furnishing my penthouse/office. From the outside it looks spectacular, I am very impressed! Madam Pepsi Flavell

Hang on Bec, I've just spent ages writing a description of the resort - I'm afraid you're not in the penthouse the main mansion is upper management only! Gwynne

Ok Gwynne, as long as I have a space to fit in my desk and files. Will also need a walk-in wardrobe and a waterbed ;-) Thanks Madam Pepsi Flavell

Dream on Bec, lol Gwynne

Gwynne - Let me know what's available please. If the worst comes to the worst then I shall have to park my Manmobile in the carpark and stay in that until something is organised. Thanks Madam Pepsi Flavell

Hi Bec, The description of the accommodation is with Mommylonglegs for her approval. The majority of staff are housed in apartment blocks behind the main building. There is a lovely view of the volcano. Gwynne

i'm of for my lunch now, little sign on reception desk!!! Back after lunch!! Love Helenxx

Dear Gwynne. I just knew you would come up trumps. You have my full approval. Longlegs.

Sobbing with gratitude!!! Just noticed you have taken me on as your Resident Snake Woman!! Thank you thank you!! No reservations about my tatoos have you Mommy??

Hi Gwynne I'm not 'officially' a member of staff and will pay for my accomodation. Mommy and I have an 'understanding' ;-) Ciao Madam Pepsi Flavell

GRUBS UP Sorry, cup a soup and sandwiches is all that there is for now and bananas, mangos and pineapples. Tomorrow I am off to the mainland to collect supplies. Dave the handyman, What progress on my kitchen? Boris is getting restless and wants to move into the kitchen! Fat lady cook