General Chat

Hi baby Bec, Sounds good - maybe one or two could be croupiers in the casino - good tips there, and the chance to nab a rich husband. I'll need a few acts for the cabaret - tasteful, you understand. can any of them sing? Gwynne

Gwynne - Lulu and Tootsie have said they'll be croupiers!

Buttercup, I'll let you know about appearing in the cabaret. I'm not sure it's exactly what a high class resort needs. However, I'd appreciate it if you could pop down and feed the crocodiles in the menagerie, maybe you and your snake could be a special feature there. I'm sure you will draw the crowds. But please don't dangle any babies over the crocs. Gwynne

Ah Helen, I see you are back from your lunch. You asked for a few good customer service tips as the front of house person. 1. A bright cheery smile always relaxes a customer, so slap on the lip gloss....oh, I see you already have. Good girl. 2. The customer is always right, even when he is blatantly and obviously wrong and trying it on big time. Just smile sweetly as above and tell the customer (without admitting liability) you understand in a sympathetic tone. 3. An offer of the crummiest cheapest freebie as a good will gesture always goes down well if you cannot placate them with your natural charm. 4. If they ask to see the manager, tell them she is in a meeting. They will hopefully get bored with waiting and go away. 5. They can always put the complaint in writing to myself and I will give it due care and attention (alternatively, deposit in file 13). Claire xx

Gwynne. Snakes plural.... And sorry dont do crocs. (sulk sulk) I am a qualified Snakeologist.....

I can gogo dance, but i can't sing but i would love a chance to shimmy!!! Please Bev, can i

have you been at the bubbley lol(laughs) here let me give you a hand out whoops i nearly followed you in then (gives her employee her jacket) i think you need to change out of those wet clothes i will go have a look round the bar lounge you can show me round once your dry there's a good girl

Thanks Claire, is it ok if i shake me assets a bit as well, they might forget what they wanted to say then!! is that acceptable?? i have marked file 13 as the rubbish bin!! do you like the lip gloss?? i can pout a bit as well!!

*stern frown* Helen, I am in charge of hiring and firing entertainers so your appeal to Bec is to no avail. Have you finished programming the computer? And put those away. Gwynne

aha are you the work men? when are you planning to finish the bar then? my staff & i need to get the stock in

sorry Gwynne, i would like a chance to show you what i can do though!! look, shimmy, shimmy, shake that ass!! what do you think Gwynne, am i in??

Hi Lou, Joanne Reeder is head of beauty but I think she isn't around at the moment. Perhaps you could pop along to the salon and make sure the towels are fluffy and that all the equipment is working. You have been allocated a room in the staff block by the salon. Gwynne (ents)

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hang on joanne i need the handy men to help me move these oxygen cylinders, the GLAXO men just dumped them here and left. also the loo in my bijou flat is leaking and the shower doesn't work. oh and the Pink Fountain has gone a funny colour Nursey Bev

Madame Gwynne. How do you make a towel fluffy? teehee

*faints* *recovers slightly* That's quite enough shmmying for now thank you. I think I'll see if the vodka is here yet. And if those men haven't finished the cabret venue heads (or something) will roll. Gwynne

well really!! i think if you dont get on & finish this by the end of the week i'll have to let the hotel manager know that you are not doing your job's as you should be. so if you want to get in my good book's i surgest you get on with your work. oh & fix that door it does'nt shut

jenny ! just seen your advert for staff down at the job centre ! but they told me they had all been filled in ! woe is me, you must have something i can do !!!! i could be in charge of the spoons, i am good at stirring ! can sit on walls for ages, smoking a fag ! can down a bucket of wine in one fell swoop! i know how to handle a team of firemen! em, anything of any use to you yet ! sue. [pleading with you] i have got loads of p45's and p 60's - bet you are interested now !lol.

i could do with some more staff in my bar how are you at pulling pint's or mixing cocktail's ?

Helen, Make an announcement over the loud speaker that Dorothy and Mommylonlegs will be inspecting the building later on. All dust to be removed and floors swabbed. Anyone not pulling his/her weight will be on short rations and no booze. Any livestock in the main building will be converted to handbags. Shimmying is not permitted. Gwyyne