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although Rita,being Rita was not seeing the funny side of it all,maybe because she was'nt there to spread the gossip herslf,or maybe becuse it was her cake recipe that was tampered with and

being from Emily's charity 'Parish Recipes' book, what could possible have gone wrong. Going back through the ingredients list, she noticed her error! "Oh Norris, I'm to blame for that poor boys misfortune. Nobody's tampered with the recipe as I first thought but I have made a genuine mistake. Look......................

I picked the wrong cream up it was shaving cream I
used, I must run and tell Fizz, and off she jogged... when Kirk heard the tale he roared with laughter my inners will never need a shave now he cried, You muppet, said Fizz you dont have hair growing inside , after along and tedious debate on the whys and wherefores Rita and Fizz left, later on at the factory Carla the she devil, was trying to get Liam to leave Marie and move in with her, forgetting she was betrothed to Tony, if she crossed him the outcome could be a differant.....

life for everyone,and so much was at stake,and if tony even hurd a wisper of her thoughts there be Hell to pay,she must act an angel and stop all the she devil crap or other wise

disappear for a while to contemplate her life.

Then a great orange mushroom cloud swallowed up the silly story for ever.

......meanwhile Carla was in Audrey's salon, having a new hairdo, ready for the Soap Awards, hoping she would get the Soap Bitch of the Year.....

but unfortunately she didnt win anything and considered a move to Hollyoaks who surprisingly won a lot!!

David was sat in his luxurious prison cell composing a love poem for Tina:

Oh Tina, Dear Tina
I luv your hoop earrings
and ponytail.
and the way you........

......flutter your eyelashes,
for me, it cannot fail....

.....when the guard came up and said he had a surprise visit from Gail, her newly found father, Audrey and Tina.....what will they say.....

"Only two visitors allowed," said the ward sister. "David has been imagining he's been in prison, mumbling about gas explosions, giant mushrooms and people falling into gardens, but I'm happy to say he's back on the same planet as the rest of us now and almost ready to go home". "Just as well he didn't know about the latest orange mushroom that almost destroyed the street last week. Fortunately, it was just a scene from a science fiction movie being produced in a local studio and no damage ocurred," said Gail. Then she and Audrey walked towards David.

Hello David said Gail,stroking his hair as she does,
he had a blank look on his face , (well more than usual) David , David, Audrey said, are you alwright
who are you he replied, I dont know you, just then the doc came and said it is a temporay loss of memory, David did the evil eye thingy and...

laughed.

......his face had taken on a hint of orange, more like an over-ripe tangerine......anything to do with mushroom clouds.......was he having another episode ....... he smiled a secret smile, his bright white teeth flashing amid the orange glow of his face.....

when suddenly Martin came through the door. Its alright son I can save you im an Advanced Nurse now, I can save anyone....and with that he stuck a thermometer into David's mouth and grabbed hold of his wrist. Ah yes, he said, you have a bad case of over acting. There is a cure. No one can write you into a script for a week that will give you time to collect yourself and hone your skills.

Thanks Dad, said David and with that his name disappared for a while.

Meanwhile back at the Rovers, Michele was in a tizz

when she saw the new barmaid, whats she doing here she demanded, Steve gave his usual sickly grin and legged it down to the cellar, I have hired Leanne
said Liz, we are short staffed, with you always swaning off with Alex or the other one, and before you open your mouth I am going to put your rent up!!!
what Michelle sceamed...

how can I afford extra rent with what I spend on hair dye FGS!!!!! Not my problem said Liz and while we're at it, do you ever serve anyone cos if you do, I've missed it. Leanne will make two of you and she smiles now and then which is more than you can manage. Well if that's how you feel said Michelle I shall

do a Britney and be done with the Dye, Serum, Mousse. Straightners, Spray etc.

Gail meanwhile was coming to terms with the fact that her father batted from the pavillion end - it was a bit of a shock to say the least - Audrey was also shocked but then she got shocked about most things these days - David, the demon child took it remarkably well on the surface but whether he had plans lurking no one knew. The cladding on the Duckworth house failed to come off leaving Tyrone wondering why they didn't just paint it all one colour but thought that a bit radical. Liz meanwhile was trying to convince herself that she was in love with that idiot Vernon when everyone knew she wasn't - anyway, just as Steve thought his mother had decided to kick the bookie into touch she

Decided to dip her toe in the water,just to make sure that Vern was the man for her,but before she could take that step, who should walk into the pub but

Jim!!!! yes, Jim it was, so it was!! Her heart leapt in her chest under that low cut blouse - obviously she still had feelings for him too and he certainly had them for her, so he did. Steve walked in and was staggered to see his Dad there - what d'you think you're dong he asked - you shouldn't come here, but Jim just said