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Oh my god Sir Andy

Is this company legit

Pmslmao Andy
xx

As shaggy said...
it wasnt me mil...






Honest titter titter

I was good to the wife and mother on law...
i took them out ...
for a drinks and biscuits...

but they were not happy about giving blood though...

lol...xx what ya took ya MIL out!!!!!! xx

Yes ...









To the blood donor place..

owww can they take blood off a witch!!!..lol...(sorry that is ya MIL ..xx)..xx

I tried to get the nurse...
To take all her blood ...

Maybe they are going to use hers...

To re tar the roads...

pmsl...that is awful!!!! ya must be really close!!!!!...xxxx

mayb but it would b ur luck id keep diggin her bac up ever few weeks!!!!

Mother in law...
Scientists report says...
That drinking is good for the liver....
So here help yourself to the brandy...
Whisky gin and vodka....








Did i say scientists...
I meant irish people...

Well Goliath (mil) is in a right moody today...
She only ate 3 of her breakfasts...

I nipped to the pub last night..
Ya naw for a game of darts ..
And some male bonding...

Got talking to that bloke ...
Looks like an AlIen ya naw with tatty hair...
Never been brushed for 10 year...
The lads call him nitty...

He said did i want some coke..
i said i prepare pepsi max...
So ill have a cider mate..
He gave me a funny look...
Maybe he is cross eyed...

He gave me his business card ***dial a drug***...
Any time anyplace anywhere we deliver to you..

So i told him me problem...
He said for a tenner...
I ll give ya summit that will knock her out...

So you can get down to some loving ...
And get your love life on track man ....
Maybe at the weekend....
A tenners a lot of money....
When shes eating us out of house and home...


Maybe she ll get fatter and fatter and burst..

It would be like a nuclear plant going off...

~~~~~~~~~Waves to auntie doreen~~~~~~~......

Andy SHES BEHIND YOU

She would be angel...

I think shes right mean not dying ..

Im going to ring some...
Old peoples homes tomorrow...
See if we can con one of them into having her...


Still cant work out...
were the kids are getting all the money...
But they sure are keen...
to take her out after school...

Well i ve rang so old fogies homes...
And going to have a look round some tomorrow ..
Its well worth having a day off...

Theres one called belson sounds just right...





The one with the highest fence gets the money...

The end is in sight...

Andy put your MIL on the 'Witches and Wizard' thread Genes have put on general, they might take her off your hands....lol

whats this
i hear andy you wanted to palm her off on us





no way ive seen her


actually im sat in your pub with her now


plotting how to do you in

your being watched andy my boy pmsl

Well that RSPCP...
Woman came snooping round here...
Thought i was in deep SH**...
But i had her eating out my hand...
Just call me Andy the charmer...

She said we had been grassed up...
Well we all know who it was....

Well she had been informed....
We over fed Goliath (mil)...
As if we got any say in it...
I said she suffers from a disease called picca...
And would eat Keith our sausage dog...
And the kids if
We locked the pantry...

As for the exercise issue...
We do often exercise her...
we drag her round the market sq..
tied to the back of the car..
( after dark of course)

And the problem of our small car...
We have sorted that to...
We now take her shopping...
On a flat back truck...
We load her with a fork lift truck...
( its costing a bleeding fortune)

I had the RSPCP woman on her knees
by then...
And said while your down there....

















Would you mind...

Searching for a drawing pin we lost last week...

As a she got up to leave...
The bomb shell was dropped...
My twins dear children they are...

Had been running a peep show...
Charging a pound to see Goliath (mil)...
Wait till they get in from school...

i am fuming mad they never even gave me a cut...