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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:16
	Halloween is a long way off mind can you last that long ? Or will you have locked yourself in a room by then
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:22
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	the old hags... warming her bum on the fire... not a pretty sight... pass the sick bin... she just said Andy build the fire up your a tight ar--... you've never put no coal on it all night .. why would i its a gas fire...
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:29
	Shame it's a gas fire or you could have put her on it. Why don't you take her for a day out to the zoo ...they might keep her there. Have you thought of investing in a new chest freezer I'm sure you could find a way to entice her in to it
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:34
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	just told her a bus is leaving in 10 mintutes... be under it... looks like she fell off the family tree... and hit every branch on the way down... im off to the pub to drownd my sorrows... could be a while... Called in the library on my way home ... And asked the woman at the counter... For a book on how to kill myself... She said get lost you wont bring it back... might just hang myself on the way home then pmsl...
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:39
	Curry on its way now Andy...............extra chillies too! By the way the black things were popadoms once.........and the rice might need a chisel to seperate it into bite size chunks. Hope she eats it all :))) xx
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:40
	Lol don't hang yourself ..... Enjoy the pub >>>>>>>>follows Andy to the pub
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:41
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	ok then uzzi... i will eat lady kittys curry its quicker...
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	5 Oct 2007 20:43
	Noooo the curry is for MIL if you can't get her to eat it drop it on her ! sorry Kitty
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 9,548 Send Message	(¯`•.¸JUPITER JOY AND HER CRYSTAL BALLS(¯`•.¸	Report	5 Oct 2007 21:04
	lmao andy..........is she really that bad,??? xxx
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	5 Oct 2007 21:32
	Andy, How big is your oven. Electric mark 195 degrees for about 24 hours (but don't baste). I wouldn't bother with the stuffing either cos it could turn nasty! Remove and put aside to rest when done. xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	5 Oct 2007 22:38
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Now the pubs ran out of me cider.. Sue stuff her even a taxidermist wouldn't stuff her... Was greeted with have ya been out said no im walking backwards... And whats the old witch doing Still warming her bum... It looks like two ferrets fighting their way out of a sack.. Seen the vicar in ther pub... Asked him to exercise her ... He said he wouldnt be seen dead with her on a lead....
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 2,508 Send Message	~MamaHOTLIPS Rambo~	Report	5 Oct 2007 23:14
	Try selling her to Pinewood studios for the next Hammer House of Horror film, they pay for real gouls lol
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 9,548 Send Message	(¯`•.¸JUPITER JOY AND HER CRYSTAL BALLS(¯`•.¸	Report	5 Oct 2007 23:14
	PMSL,ANDY TELL ME THE TRUTH .....SHES NOT THAT BAD SURELY.LOLXX
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 2,508 Send Message	~MamaHOTLIPS Rambo~	Report	5 Oct 2007 23:25
	Hey just remembered When you look at your MiL you normally see what your wife will be like at that age...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 10:30
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Hammer house of horror... Wouldn't take her. .mambo Said people wouldn't believe she was that scary... Without make up... No joy shes not that bad shes worse... Caught her telling the kids... It takes the beaks of four real penguins... To make one penguin biscuit... That's so they dont eat them and she can have them all... If my Mrs ever turns in to her... I will get her put to sleep... Humainly with a cattle gun... mind Lady kitty your curry... Didn't work just made her trump all morning... Gawd what a stink ... She must be rotten inside and out... She blamed Keith poor dog.. He is hide under the sofa ...... Cowering scared she drops another one... But Ive had an idea !!!... Why dont i get Hoff to take her for his harem.... I'm sure he would do a mate a favour for cash... If not i might have to take her to hemsley... See if some hells angels will take her off my hands...
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 692 Send Message	poison acorns	Report	6 Oct 2007 15:19
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 692 Send Message	i bet you two get on like a house on fire pmsl
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	6 Oct 2007 18:51
	Sir Andy I have a great idea ......... Don't help you tho pmsl I'm off to the pub well guess you can come and join me ! >>>>>>>>>>>
	Researching: Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	6 Oct 2007 18:54
	Sorry the curry backfired on you!! :)) How about if I try making toffee...............might shut her up for a while if her teeth stick together! xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	6 Oct 2007 19:41
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	grabs me coat you've pulled uzzi... Lady kitty toffees just fine... If she dont eat it we can stick her... To the floor with it.... If nothing else it will keep her teeth in place...
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	6 Oct 2007 19:49
	sends batch of extra sticky, slightly singed toffee Good luck..................WARNING!!.... don't let any children or dogs eat it!!! lol xx

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