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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
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The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: December 2006 Posts: 2,052 Send Message	GI YID	Report	15 Nov 2007 18:28
	............Andy my keyboard is swimming in tears, been crying with laughter. ...........I work in an old's home. PLEASE don't send 'er there....................
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	15 Nov 2007 18:02
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Well just back off holiday... No sign of the mother in law... But no doubt she will show her heads... All of them..
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	15 Oct 2007 18:36
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Belson or Broardmoor ... mmm its a hard choice heather...
Member Since: December 2004 Posts: 7,183 Send Message	Whirley	Report	15 Oct 2007 12:49
	what ya like hun:)
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	15 Oct 2007 12:39
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Well that RSPCP... Woman came snooping round here... Thought i was in deep SH**... But i had her eating out my hand... Just call me Andy the charmer... She said we had been grassed up... Well we all know who it was.... Well she had been informed.... We over fed Goliath (mil)... As if we got any say in it... I said she suffers from a disease called picca... And would eat Keith our sausage dog... And the kids if We locked the pantry... As for the exercise issue... We do often exercise her... we drag her round the market sq.. tied to the back of the car.. ( after dark of course) And the problem of our small car... We have sorted that to... We now take her shopping... On a flat back truck... We load her with a fork lift truck... ( its costing a bleeding fortune) I had the RSPCP woman on her knees by then... And said while your down there.... Would you mind... Searching for a drawing pin we lost last week... As a she got up to leave... The bomb shell was dropped... My twins dear children they are... Had been running a peep show... Charging a pound to see Goliath (mil)... Wait till they get in from school... i am fuming mad they never even gave me a cut...
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	13 Oct 2007 01:59
	your being watched andy my boy pmsl
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	11 Oct 2007 15:40
	whats this i hear andy you wanted to palm her off on us no way ive seen her actually im sat in your pub with her now plotting how to do you in
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 1,710 Send Message	Susie k	Report	11 Oct 2007 12:55
	Andy put your MIL on the 'Witches and Wizard' thread Genes have put on general, they might take her off your hands....lol
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	11 Oct 2007 12:13
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Well i ve rang so old fogies homes... And going to have a look round some tomorrow .. Its well worth having a day off... Theres one called belson sounds just right... The one with the highest fence gets the money... The end is in sight...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	10 Oct 2007 21:36
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	She would be angel... I think shes right mean not dying .. Im going to ring some... Old peoples homes tomorrow... See if we can con one of them into having her... Still cant work out... were the kids are getting all the money... But they sure are keen... to take her out after school...
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 692 Send Message	poison acorns	Report	10 Oct 2007 20:21
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 692 Send Message	Andy SHES BEHIND YOU
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	10 Oct 2007 17:33
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	~~~~~~~~~Waves to auntie doreen~~~~~~~......
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	10 Oct 2007 09:50
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Well Goliath (mil) is in a right moody today... She only ate 3 of her breakfasts... I nipped to the pub last night.. Ya naw for a game of darts .. And some male bonding... Got talking to that bloke ... Looks like an AlIen ya naw with tatty hair... Never been brushed for 10 year... The lads call him nitty... He said did i want some coke.. i said i prepare pepsi max... So ill have a cider mate.. He gave me a funny look... Maybe he is cross eyed... He gave me his business card *dial a drug*... Any time anyplace anywhere we deliver to you.. So i told him me problem... He said for a tenner... I ll give ya summit that will knock her out... So you can get down to some loving ... And get your love life on track man .... Maybe at the weekend.... A tenners a lot of money.... When shes eating us out of house and home... Maybe she ll get fatter and fatter and burst.. It would be like a nuclear plant going off...
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	9 Oct 2007 23:27
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Mother in law... Scientists report says... That drinking is good for the liver.... So here help yourself to the brandy... Whisky gin and vodka.... Did i say scientists... I meant irish people...
Member Since: September 2006 Posts: 4,978 Send Message	NOG	Report	9 Oct 2007 23:18
	mayb but it would b ur luck id keep diggin her bac up ever few weeks!!!!
Member Since: January 2006 Posts: 6,362 Send Message	♥♥Skeggy Girl♥♥	Report	9 Oct 2007 23:14
	pmsl...that is awful!!!! ya must be really close!!!!!...xxxx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	9 Oct 2007 23:13
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	I tried to get the nurse... To take all her blood ... Maybe they are going to use hers... To re tar the roads...
Member Since: January 2006 Posts: 6,362 Send Message	♥♥Skeggy Girl♥♥	Report	9 Oct 2007 23:05
	owww can they take blood off a witch!!!..lol...(sorry that is ya MIL ..xx)..xx
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	SIR Andy of the garter	Report	9 Oct 2007 23:01
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 980 Send Message	Yes ... To the blood donor place..
Member Since: January 2006 Posts: 6,362 Send Message	♥♥Skeggy Girl♥♥	Report	9 Oct 2007 22:41
	lol...xx what ya took ya MIL out!!!!!! xx

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