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Contrary Mary

Contrary Mary Report 7 Oct 2007 18:33

OMG - I've got tears rolling down my face from laughing - this just gets better and better!!

Mary

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 18:44

Strange i haven't seen the old hag ..
Since we got back from the animal rescue center..
or the kids..
Hope the kids have done her in..
Sometimes them kids can be so good...
Just dont understand...
where they are getting all their money from...

Taff

Taff Report 7 Oct 2007 19:14

the rescue centre???
are they paying your kids to keep her away?

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 19:42

Sh** ...
The old hags come home...
With the kids...

FIrst words out of her cavern was..
.
Andeeey where's me tea...

I said its in the dog...
She said slap it on the plate i ll eat it alive...
Poor Keith (sausage dog)...
She want to eat him and not a picking on him...

The kids have pockets full of cash...

is she paying them for something ...

has she been out robbing banks with my kids...

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 19:49

i was thinking of broadmoor myself ...
they have a space since Ronnie kray died...

nice single room...
running water usually running down the walls ...
electric fence...
high walls..

sounds perfect to me..

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 7 Oct 2007 19:49

Andy ,
please don't let her get at the firemen
Think up something really FIENDISH.

June .

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 19:54

dont worry june ...
but you might have to sleep with him..mind


just to save his soul...
you can call it your charity work...

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 7 Oct 2007 20:00

Love doing charity work
especially for the fireman's charity>

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 20:01

Sponsered pole sliding June?....pmsl

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 7 Oct 2007 20:03

Thats right Susie
among many other things !!!

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 20:04

is that 10 oclock next year old hag...
it will take that long to throw your make up...
on with a trowel..
drying takes time a long time in your case...

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 7 Oct 2007 20:07

Your so kind to your mother-in -law
perhaps you should be harder on her like taking that fireman away from her.

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 20:07

Tell MIL you're taking her to visit the firestation as she likes firemen so much....... then donate her for their bonfire....lol

SIR  Andy of the garter

SIR Andy of the garter Report 7 Oct 2007 20:10

Snatches the fireman from the old hag...
Hands him over to june for safe keeping...

Covers the old hag in petrol ...
ust to make sure she burns well...

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 20:11

Pmsl.....safe???? he wont be safe.....lol

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 7 Oct 2007 20:12

Aweeeee thanks Andy

Think I might be a bit busy for the rest of the evening now.......

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 7 Oct 2007 20:15

Nows your chance
get into the bathroom make her girgle even more.

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 20:21

If you do a good job Andy, she might choke on her mouth wash....lol

OR her teeth!

Clueless

Clueless Report 7 Oct 2007 20:24

Warning was too late Andy
choking on my beer now
xx
:0)

Susie k

Susie k Report 7 Oct 2007 20:24

Lmao clue