General Chat

At midnight from Southampton on South,south West, stopping briefly at Lisbon, Portugal and then on to the Azores. Any latecomers can join the ship in Lisbon. There will be a Daily Journal from the ship, headed The SS UTOPIA NEWS. Please contribute on a daily basis as we continue our adventure. Mommylonglegs is copying the other threads tomorrow (Tuesday), once you get the word from her, PLEASE DELETE ALL OTHER THREADS to clear the boards for other GC users. But don't do it until you get her go ahead otherwise we'll lose a lot of valuable info about the crew, passengers etc. I'm really lokking forward to our cruise, thank you all for your participation, let's continue our fun on the open seas!

god!!! that dont leave me much time to go gather the wine etc and the viagra.....no tto worry......i'll be there on ship with all the requirements!!! Looking forward to setting sail with you all.... Jill x (wheres the male quarters again????)

A C Here, Hope there is enough alcohol for my councelling, only bought my rations aboard. Kim (The AC)

So sorry, but I won't be boarding. I have made a small breakthrough in my rellies search, and want to continue. It wouldn't be fair to carry on as I coudn't participate. Also feel that is time for me to spend less time on the old PC and start to get out and about a bit more. I wish you lots of fun Lynda xx

Woke up to find myself on the high seas! Thought it was all a dream. Anyway I suppose I better open the office and get on with some work. Typing anyone? Jane in the office

Sorry Jean, in the doldrums, the doctor put me in the hold, think that was me anyway, getting confused, need to be out of here and back with my slutty friends. All my packing is done, got my own secret supply of penicillan, couple of douches never used one, have you?

OOOh this is lovely, not rough, nice and sunny, aaaaaaaah bliss. Maggie

Good afternoon everyone this is your on ship Trolley dolly, I will be coming round to all decks with my trolley. I have plenty of things to offer everyone. Please bare with me as my assistant Bev hasnt shown for duty yet so having to manage on my own. Now does anybody want anything???? Drinks, nibbles, bunnys!!!(rabbits, rampant) in the brothel? Ive got aromatherapy sticks and crystals, bacardi and marlborough reds just to name a few. Please shout loudly as Im finding it a bit hard to hear with all the comings and goings (must be in the brothel now). Doesnt my hair look lovely and what do you think of my wiggle????

good afternoon all ive sorted my pc prob. so what have i missed

(Radio Mike): ADMIRAL SPEAKING: Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. WELCOME ABOARD EVERYBODY! We had a good smooth journey out of Southampton docks, and have now set sail S.S.W for Portugal. To those who are joining us at Lisbon, looking forward to seeing you there. When Mommylonglegs comes aboard, we can start sorting out who's doing what - apart from the lazy goodfornothings that is! Speak to you all later

Hello Admiral Dorothy, have a member of your staff show me to the Royal Quaters, and who shall be joining us at the captain's table this evening?

Leading Pooper Scooper Neild here: Up to the eyeballs in SH*T as many of the animals haven't got their sea-legs yet. Hoping that where there's muck there's brass!!

Hardly surprising the elf is ill, he's a game little devil, he had slutty Jean doing cartwheels half the night, he even had the lazy bugger Marion attempting them, but as ever she could'nt be arsed. Lynda

Office work all done so I'm off to join Manda on the top deck. What games are on offer?

#Hi Jean Glad you've recovered from last night. I've heard of douches and when I heard that you were a slut and that I was going to be one, I thought I'd bring a couple along. I'm not really infectious I just have a few wee festers from stick jumping, Doc gave me some ointment and everything A OK now. The boys and lads are all standing to attention waiting for your administrations, bit of a scratchy itchy bunch, bet they hav'nt been near the surgery.

Have we any balls? there are so many games you can play with them. But we shall have to be careful of them going over board. Jane

Plenty of balls on my trolley, which type would you like and how many.

Some nice big bouncy ones I think

Thanks Jean, Its the first time I have been a slut and I'm, lovin it, wished I'd started sooner. Good thinking about the clap cream, the less we need to bother the doctor the better, and she blabs your business all over the ship!

Gwynne stole the playing cards, trying to bribe a sweet little elf with them. We don't need cards the Brothel staff are already in the buff and looking good, Jean could do with a bit of a steam ironing though!