General Chat

ah elaine we need to clean up asasp theeeeeeeee what happened to you? anyay never mind that you can explain later we nned to clean up the inspecor is is uh oh already here get moving girl quick i'll store them you go clean up that mess all we will be for the chop

<Well quite frankly I'm not impressed! That strange woman just roller-bladed straight past me! How does one get service here????> Prissy decides to investigate further... she decides to follow the stench of alochol and see if anyone is in the bar!

ah hello welcome to the hotel please allow me to show you round my name oh yes silly me it's bumpy pleased to meet you (pssst elaine get in there & clean up that mess quick girl go go ) im the bar manager & very pleased to meet you (gives elaine a glare in the direction of the lounge bar)

*wakes from drunken snooze* I seem to remember that a confident young woman was expected today for some reason. I wonder what made me think of that? Quick shower then I'll head for the bar and see if there is any food going. *trips over vodka bottle* Gwynne (ents)

gwyene get yourself out of sight the inspetor is here (bumpy wisper's hoping she wazn't heard)

*Shriek* Someone was going to inspect the hotel. I hope the Doc or Dorothy is around to deal with it. I have the most dreadful headache. *dries hair very slowly* Gwynne (ents)

[The Penthouse Apartment] Deciding to abandon her telephone ''warning'' she decides to go down to the Main Hall any way - as she passes Mr Blue, she tickles his ears, grabs her notepad and pen and strides off the elevator. Pressing 'Down' - she slowly fumes with temper ......

'Why thank you young lady (Prissy Douglas is extremely patronising and annoying!) I've heard a lot about this place... it looks quite nice... but please answer me this... why does it smell of neat alcohol everywhere?'

'There seems to be a lot of running around... were you not aware that I was coming? My assistant spoke to your receptionist yesterday to confirm my appointment! Why is that young lady walking around wearing that sexually explicit dress??? Is there some sort of Fancy Dress party going on?'

oh i can explain that the deilvery guyh had an accident with a crate & altough we cleanned it up we are having prob's getting rid of the smell but dont worry we have found some cleanner that will get rid of it oh thank elaine wel done (hope we got a way with that) would you like to have a look in the celler? of couse we were, um i think shes with the entertianment team

Please Miss Head Scrubber....I've mislaid my motheaten pink fans.. and the flour has dried and turning into a Yorkshire (ugh) pudding mixture!!! What to do what to do. I am only a Fan Dancer trying to make a few bob....sob sob....

The elevator reaches the ground floor and out strides Miss Dorothy, straight for the reception desk .......

would someone see to our guest please ?

'Ah Miss Dorothy I presume... I have heard a lot about your latest 'venture'. I assume you remember me from school? Or maybe you remember my first boyfried Patrick McClusky? He dumped me for you' <Prissy glares evily at Miss Dorothy>

why dont you two catch up on old times in the bar lounge wine a nice glass of wine ? elaine have you found that cleanner yet no dear not the bleach the cleanner that get's rid of smell's

Ah ''hello'' let me think ''' Prissy isn't it? Long time no see, shall we go in here (indicating the bar) and nodding to Bumpy Now, what got you into this game? Inspecting ..... not really your style surely? McCLuskey - oh, mmmm no real business-head I'm afraid, couldn't afford that luxury at the time - but pleasant fellow - but I moved on - more judiciously, if you get my meaning - any way, widowed now. So, what have you seen so far?

TO Bumpy What is that man doing wandering about not doing anything? Is the Beauty Parlour open now then? I thought we weren't open for business until we had fully stocked up, and we have no guests yet! Is he a maintenance man? Will you ask The Manageress to contact me later and explain what she's doing. Thank you Now, Prissy - where were we ......?

elaine where are you now girl? (good gref it's like baby sitting a naughty child) um yes i belive he is hey you should n't you be doing somthing im sure i heard someone say they needed you to do something

I think you probably arrived a little prematurely, I only got here myself last night. Dr. Longlegs and our excellent Entertainments Manager got here ahead of me and started recruiting. We appear to have some excellent personnel, some of whom of course I've known at other venues. There is an excellent Housekeeper - Jean something - she always had an excellent reputation for looking after the customers' needs, as well as having a very reliable work force with her - amazingly attractive girls considering what they were employed for ... anyway, we also have the Head Gardener from our other Complex in Cape Verde which is being re-furbished internally at present. Oh and I mustn't forget the excellent Chef, Lindy, did a lot of her training in the Algarve I seem to remember. . . . . (Looking out of the window over Prissy's head, she sees the Security Guard David making his way across to the Garage complex) ....... sorry, what did you say Prissy, I was just looking outside ....... she makes another note on her pad ''pagers''!! No, do carry on, my mind was thinking of something else - (laughs), just keep making notes you see ......

'Well the Complex cannot really be inspected until it is complete... I have noticed a couple of odd job men wandering around but not much being done... I am a busy woman Miss Dorothy, I have no time to wait around. So I shall leave you be for now... but be warned... I shall be back again!' Prissy Douglas stalks out of the bar, nose in the air eyes straight ahead...