General Chat

the last time i saw the cellar key Buttercup had it!!! and a huge bag of straws, i dont know what they were for

do you have my key's

BUTTER CUP WHERE ARE YOU I WANT MY KEY'S BACK NOW

Bumpy. Keep yer hair on...have'nt got zee keys...sorry the keys..whats all the fuss. Relax, sit down, chill out....

some daft nit has locked the celler & need to put the rest of the stock in there someone find the key's please

Joanne!!! what on earth did you do to Arthur?????? i have had to smother him in calomine, he looks like a lobster!!!! please keep an eye on what your girls are doing, are they trained??? Nursey BEv

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (slumps in corner, resting head on suitcase) FiFi la Rouge ('oo does not 'ave ze Broadband, so eez miles be'ind everybody else!)

if anyone see's Jean, will you tell her i have just spotted a gorgeous man, he looks like he needs some attention!! i will have to make sure he's ok, kiss of life and that sort of thing, i could be away for some time!! please keep her away from the broom cupboard ta

Have done a quick survey, main points are the garage doors and locks need sorting, i've found one only secure garage, so have put mrs houty touty Dorothy's car in, got to suck up to the top people don't you know, did you see how she looked at me, like some thing nasty on her shoe she had stepped in, will have to give her a wide berth and keep my head down. Must leave a memo at reception for Dave and Tommy the maintenance men, Hi Helen can you give this to Dave for me please he's sure to be along soon, he seems to pass through reception regularly, it's to ask him to do garage doors and locks thank you, I shall now retire to my office to catch up with some paper work, please leave messages at reception. David Head of Security

david you havent seen my celler key's have you lov?

Sorry Bumpy have,nt seen your keys, have you looked in your pockets, or are they in the bar hanging on the hook, perhaps Dave and Tommy have them. David H>o>S

well it looks like i will have to lock it the kitchen for tonight no they are not in my pockets or on the hooks in the bar wait till i get hold of who ever has them there will be trouble

Right thats all the planting done. MY back is killing me. Think I will wander down to the bar for a well need drink, a very large one. Wanders off towards bar rubbing very muddy hands on very muddy jeans. Maggie

good eveing maggie what can i get you?

Hiya Maggie, I am on my way to the kitchen, Did you leave anything for me.? There is a delivery due tomorrow so I will be able to stock the pantry in the meantime Madam Dorothy wants her dinner. I was down in the farmyard and could only find a few eggs. Far Lady Cook

Oooh ta Joanne, I'll have the largest glass of very cold white wine please. Er is it ok to sit on these rather nice leather bar stools dressed the way I am. Maggie

Where did everyone go? I just popped out to do some research on a nearby resort, just to see if they have any good ideas or promotions I could pinch and I come back to find the reception deserted, and a large feather duster left carelessly on the floor where any one could trip over it. (rings bell) ting ting Helen? Helen? I suggest you put this back in the broom cupboard before someone has a nasty accident. ....Oh don't worry. I'll do it myself........

WHAT THE HECK elaine i surgest you put the key's up & get the hellout of my sight right now & in the morning you will report to me at 11:00am yeh you can sit on the stool give something for elaine clean in the morning lol

Lindy, the veggies should be ready for tomorrow lunch. Ive put some strawberries, and melon next to the large fridge. They are in a box well tied up so Boris shouldnt be able to get into them. I know he's a meat eater, but he is a very nosey croc. Maggie

on your own bumpy??? wheres those 2 bar maids of yours??? hi there maggie think i might join you in a white wine. <nursey hauls herself up onto one of the bar stools, which were obviously not designed with 5'2' women in mind> Nursey Bev