General Chat

Jean as you are head of scrubbers and chamber maids in the evening, i would like to apply i am receptionist during the day but my evenings are free!! my cv states i am very good with a scubbing brush, and when it comes to the mop, well i am second to none and if anyone knows what to do with a feather boa, i mean duster i am your woman could you let me know soon please, i have a nice bucket of hot soapy water ready!!!!

sorry Dorothy, it was the brooms ma'am they kept throwing themselves at me, i am just going to change

Ah the Bar - hmmmm looking a little jaded at the moment. Perhaps you could ensure that there are some good wines in our cellar - when is your baby due? Are you sure you won't get too tired ? Yes, I like a good Rose Wine, goes with just about everything, I'll leave it your capable hands. [She smiles and walks on]

Oo eck (Yorkshire) I've scared Arthur off again. Too much time on me hands waiting for me debut at the Cabaret. Im worried now, hope Madam's Blue does'nt frighten Fred the Mamba. He is very sensitive...

not till the end of june. i will see that we have a wide selction of fine rose wine for your enjoyment & no i hope to have a compitant staff by then so i can do all the ordering & paper work while my staff work in the bar would you like another or would you like a bottle sent up to your appartment?

Err, Bonne Soir! Can someone pleez 'elp me? Ah am looking for ze Madam Jean, 'oo eez ze 'ead of ze scrubbers, ah understand, n'est-ce pas? 'As anybody seen 'er, plizz? FiFi la Rouge

Jean, i sent you my cv earlier, have you had time to read it!!! i shaved me legs specially,

Ring Ring, Hello... Oh hello Jean. yes yes the girls yes ok fine WHAT OH NO NOT BIG BERTHA, Please dont tell me I've got to wax her toes, Oh no I feel so sick, where is Lou.. Its no good, I need more help. Big Bertha is going to need alot done, even I cant produce a model from that..... Her back cant be waxed, it will need to be shaved, tooooo much hair, Oh ek...

(on the phone) hello is that the editor of Iland news? yes i would like to place an ad in your paper please the utopia hotel need's bar staff must be able to pull pint's & mix cocktail's must be very good with people only reliable, freindly people will be considerd please send your s/v to the bar manager bumpy utopia hotal

Oh, Madame Jean! Ah am verry plizzed to meet you! Ah 'ave lots of experience in ze 'otels in Paree, an' ah 'ave brought ze brand-new fezzer dusterr and ze Frainch polish, so ah 'ope someone will take a shine to me - er, ees zat 'ow you say? Oh, pardon! Ah mean, ah 'ope ah can give someone ze 'shiner'. Ah 'ave ze maid's uniform dans ma valise - ze black mini-skirt, ze frilly, white blouse and ze frilly chiffon apron. Zat eez what we wear in France. Do ah 'ave to show anybody ma credentials? FiFi la Rouge

hello Jean, helen bell here, you wanted to see me!! ....Thinks.... i'v got me lippy on, hairs nice and neat, legs shaved, low cut top showing just right amount of cleavage,

Right girls, take a seat, help yourself to tea/coffee. I would normally make it but I have far too much to do, very understaffed sorry. No more bookings tonight please The girls and Big Bertha will take all evening, no disturbances either please. I am not contactable until morning. Thats if I can get through this evening. Lets get started then......

Fifi. EEt iz probably coz zey do not know vot you are zaying!! lol BC

do you need any help Joanne?? i could do big bertha if you like, i have a huge tube of immac and an epilater for those awkward places, failing that i could always use me prunning shears

hello Jean, yes i have just seen miss rouge, she was in a bit of a flap!! i think she is looking for tulose la trek, and she has looked everywhere

oh yes Jean, the hours would be fine!!!

ok ok who nicked my celler key's ? i want them back NOW

oh and Jean, discretian is my middle name nod,nod wink wink

Hello there! Oim luking for a job as chambermaid! Top o the morning to ye. Three sheets to the wind? Yeh I can do that. no problemo... pssst can I bring me snakes?????

Oh, ah am so sorree! I am not used to ze Engleesh. Ah 'ope to learn it better, if ah get ze job 'ere. Sank you for ze refreshment, but ah am very tired at ze moment, would eet be OK eef I 'ave a leetle sleep before ah talk to ze boss, s'il vous plait? FiFi la Rouge