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Black Widows Cabin I really must get sick more often! Sighs.....ive worked up quite an appitite! Showers, applies make up, fluffs hair and makes for the bar....

*attempts to administer drugs through the IV....* 'Well if the Doc won't help I'll have to do it......' *thud*

Dr Ron is back at Medical Centre and sorting things out there. See's Strump walking past but carry's on working to try and get everything done so he can have some spare time later.

Ill just pop my head round the Docs door....make sure he got back safely. Good god! Kneels down, wonder if she's breathing, damn well hope so, kiss of life on women isnt my thing at all.....well, her chest is moving, she must be....wonder if their her own? No, cant be, must ask who her surgeon is.....slaps her face, wakey wakey sweetpea.....my god, she's a druggy! Look at this lot......water, wheres the water, wheres the damn Doctor for that matter.....pours the jug of water over her patient.....there, that'll wake her up.....poor girl..........

Bec don't do that. Whats wrong with you today. I think you have a hangover from last night.

Strump you really should not do that you could kill her with shock. lol Now you must be here feeling unwell yourself. Lets take a look at you.

I think its a bit more than hangover Doc! She's taken morphine for heavens sake! Help me get her on the bed....i think you can take your face off her chest now! tuts, Men!

oh yes sorry i thought i had me head on a pillow. lol I'm going to need a stand in nurse to help out i think a bug is about to hit the ship a love bug.lol Howie has it already.

Stand in nurse! Me! What shall i do, dry her hair maybe? No your right, it wouldnt help at all.....i'll just sit with her then til she wakes up....oh ek, she's snoring! Doc, be a love, go to the bar and get me a large drink....i hope she appreciates i saved her life!

I'll just ring roomservice and i think i need a JD too. Look she is comeing round now. Stay with her she might talk to you.

*thinks* oh for heavens sake, a druggy, then im gonna have a drunk Doc on me hands! Whatever next.

Drunk no not me. People need me. Strump your looking good today. I think Howie is lost or upto know good. Look somebody droped a lipstick wonder who's it is?

*splutters* 'What happened there???' 'Where am I?' 'Why am I here?' 'Why am I wearing a bright shade of Magenta lipstick?' *ponders*

Bec lay down your not well. You was here as i came in. now what did you do last night and please don't tell me you saw Howie. lol

'Who's Howie???' 'Who are you???' 'Am I drunk???'

Your ok dear (she doesnt look it), i saved your life....*beams*....now, if no one minds, im off to the bar.....no Doc, it is not my lipstick! That shade wouldnt suit me *and it doesnt suit her*....i'll see you both later on

Well Bec you look great to me enjoy the trip. Think i need a drink at the bar bye now. Back later.

'I tripped?' 'Boy am I confused...' *wheels herself off to the bar muttering to herself*

*On the Bridge* She is talking to the Captain, nodding her head she picks up the Tannoy. Hello everyone. Good Afternoon! I hope you had a good night's rest and have enjoyed yourselves this lovely sunny morning. Perhaps you visited the Gym or strolled round the deck? (Giggles) or possibly you just lay down and rested or sunbathed? The Captain tells me we shall reach the Azores by mid-evening. We don't have to stop there, but he suggests that if you would all like to go ashore for a couple of hours until about Midnight, we could do so. Then we shall continue our Cruise towards Bermuda. Please think about this, as there is no other stopping place between the Azores and Bermuda. Please let me know by 6 oclock what you would like to do. I hope everybody has a lovely afternoon, I'm sure you will find something interesting ..... Speak to you later.