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needs more young men for me to 'serve' ;-)) please!!! this is so clever, really enjoying it Maz. XX

Thinks hard of mens parts... er... oh you know what i mean! lol

Em you are turning into ME ... oh, I see, you meant something else :-))

Go on Em nice one so Im now forgetfull (which is true) to go with being smelly ;; Do hope I finnish with something nice ::: Babs

* Peeping in *....anymore yet ? great fun this....Thank you for making me 40......I look like the lady in Emmerdale with the wig on in there........* flicks blonde ringlettes.*...

who said anything about Blonde? lol

Em, you can't flick going grey ringlettes,, doesn't sound right...bottle blonde more like....!

i was thinking more along the lines of ginger meself.... snigger ;)) next chapter in about 30 mins ;))

Em brilliant................love it :-)))))))))))

Loving it Em. Am I going to get lucky tonight ;0) ?

* shoves Bec off again *.. got clean polka dot ones on Steve ! Not even ten am, should I delete that !!?

CHAPTER ELEVEN Of course, Terina O Fartly wasn’t on her way to the airport at all. She was perched on top of a bar stool in ‘Wining Ways’, Susie Smithes wine bar in Ancestry lane. Friday nights were lambrini nights, £3 a bucket, and free straws thrown in. Terina sipped delicately on her bucket and waited for Susie to finish her curly wurly (she ate a lot of those). Finishing, Susie wiped her mouth and pulled up a bar stool. “ so Terina, what do you think of my idea for Saturday nights then?” “ well” Terina replied, “ a happy hour always goes down well with the Yorkshire crowd” “ Good” Susie beamed, “just what I was thinking, right, I think 6.30 til 11pm sounds about right” (Susie was rubbish at maths.) Terina rolled her eyes heaven wards and kept quiet. Best let Susie just get on with it Terina thought. Suisie carried on “ jean etta down at the chippy does a happy hour too, selling half price haddock 30 mins before she closes, and that goes down a storm. That polly Annadin is always first in the queue” Terina sighed “ yes Susie, but that polly is always first in the queue for anything” “ no matter” Susie carried on, “ and what about an Irish night? That should be fun, ms daisy would like that” “ yes Susie, but what about Ms Daisy’s many strange daughters? “ Terina took a quick slurp of Lambrini” I mean, look at that lemonella, she goes round in yellow stilletos with a hedgehog on a lead. Then theres that wendy with her wayward neice the phantom trumpet player. And what about that Emsie… nobody has seen her for 2 years since she started writing a book . Oh and don’t get me started on that Our Joanie!” Susie mulled this over, “ well you have a point Terina, I know, what if I put up a sign outside… no stilettos, hedgehogs or yaks? That should sort it” And with that Susie picked up another curly wurly.

my reputation is ruined ! I shall sue.....!! very good Em....

Em love it ;;;; 'Polly Annadin' hehe hehe Babs

*Glowers at Babs*, you ruined my hair !All gleaming and shiny now....lots of conditioner...*flounces out *

Another brilliant chapter Em. Keep them coming LOL Tina

Nudged for the afternoon shift.....

*flabbergasted!!! No yaks allowed????? noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Sorry Polly Anna didnt have my glasses on again;;; wimpers into the corner

PMSL!!!!