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*claps for more* fantastic. Will check in again for the next chapter Annie xx

Just caught up with the story Em! Am tittering to meself and wondering who is gonna be our streets 'Richard Hillman' type lol Kaz :o)))

ah kazz.... youve given me an idea...... hmmmmmm

*worries*

Hmmmmmm's with Em!!

Cor it's better than Corrie Norrie this! lol

Em Will you be doing the next chapter today? only i'm trying to get some ironing done and don't want to miss it Lol x

sorry about that, had to take daughter to doctors... the one with the unpronouncable illness! lol Next chapter in about an hour :))) (2pm)

nooooo !!! can't wait that long!!!

Maz - I did wonder who Em was referring to at first.... NOT!!! They've been compared to melons before actually... lol xx

Pmsl .. my curlie wurlie melted in my hand , i was so busy reading, Susie Smithe..... Lambrini Queen... xxxxxxxxxx

CHAPTER TEN The net curtains twitched in the front room of No 9 GRrrrrr St . Behind them, Polly Annadin patted her hair with glee, “ooh good” she said to her pet parrot Gordan Ramsay (on account of the parrots swearing ability) “ Steve Mc Boffin is around today” Polly went over to the phone, “ now, all I need to do is get that Rebecca Melonchest out of the way” Polly dialed Rebecca’s number… “Yarss?” (Rebecca had her telephone voice on again) “ Its me Rebecca, your best friend” lied Polly, without pausing for breath she went on “ I was talking to that Dan O Donell yesterday and he told me he wanted to show you his stuffed badger… tonight!” “polly smiled sarcastically into the phone” “Oh” Rebecca faltered “ well I was rather hoping to go to the GRrrr Arms, I think Steve is going to be in there tonight” “damn” polly swore quietly to herself.. then “ oh I don’t think so Rebecca, I just saw him taking that Terina O Fartly to the airport. He will be gone all evening” Polly waited while rebecca’s brain stopped whirring. “ oh well that’s ok then, Dans it is” Rebecca replied,he was good fun at that wurzels concert the other week” Phew, polly thought, that was close, “ see you then Rebecca, byeee” and without waiting for a reply, polly slammed down the phone and rushed over to the mirror hanging above the fireplace. “ Not bad, not bad” she commented to Gordan. Admiring her hair, even though she wasn’t really sure tight ringlets suited her, but Bouffant Babs had assured her they were back in fashion and soon everyone would have them. (in truth, babs had forgot to rinse out the perming lotion when she did polly’s hair last week and instead of the demi wave polly asked for, she ended up looking like a 40 year old Shirley temple) Polly rooted around in her handbag, applied a generous layer of lipstick, then sprayed herself liberally all over with eu de fungus, then headed for the front door slinging her hangbag over her shoulder on the way out. Polly had big plans for her and mr Steve Mc Boffin… and they didn’t include rebecca’s melon chest………

What's happening on the train what's happening on the train what's happening on the train????????????

hee hee :)))

oooeeeeeeeeer Em, Naughty !!!..*sniggers *...I don't swear.....Slander libel, That babs ruined my hair......*fluffs it up*...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Julie xxx

Fab, love it love it love it xx x

*wheres Steve, sorry Dan....*Did you see that , 40 year old....

Great stuff - some of those lines rate two puffs on the Ventolin meter! LOL

Wonderful stuff, Our Em! It's getting better and better. Terina will be pleased!! *snigger.....