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'ello ello ello....wots all this then?'

nudge for Jilly :))

Em tecinacal?? case dismissed oh you know 461 its a bus

nudged up for Fred

Hehe love it;;; Babs

Excellent!! Loved Miss Marple as well - can just picture her...watching proceedings..

I protest...Cruelty to Limes!!! Nice bit about Lemon!! Thanks Em, funny as usual..

continued.... Charlie, had , had enough, he stood up and stared at Jilly Mc Mad… “ Now listen here Milady, you cant find me guilty of trying to blow up a hedgehog.. they aren’t protected you know… I say, they aren’t protected…” Jilly pursed her lips “ shut up Foxtrot” she scowled “ any more noise out of you and I will get my sausages from Tescos instead” Charlie sat back down quickly, he knew he was done for…

Poor Lime! LOL

This is great Em - sort of an upmarket Archers......

CHAPTER SIXTEEN Ms Jilly Mc Mad, the local Justice keeper had, had a bad night, and she arrived at Gr courthouse in a foul temper. It was so bloomin hot, her wig was itchy and she had broken her anvil last night trying to put up a picture of Les Battersby in her downstairs toilet. Jilly shrugged on her robes in a huff and glanced at the days Lists… “oh great” she muttered “ that stupid Charlie Foxtrot delta whatisname is up first… spoil my day before it starts why don’t you” Jilly flounced out of her chambers and went to find some ice cubes. Meanwhile, sitting impatiently in the dock was a certain Butcher called Charlie Foxtrot Elliot, chunnering to himself quietly about the injustice of it all… All he had tried to do was blow a ruddy hedgehog up with a smidging of semtex… after all, he was doing the world a favour wasn’t he? Nasty little flea ridden vermin…. Why lemonella had to have one as a pet and flaunt the thing in his butchers.. outrageous it was! Charlie Foxtrot, glanced around the courtroom… “ eeh good turn out… I say.. good turnout” he said.. to nobody in particular Indeed the court was fairly packed with most of the residents of GRrrr Street… well anything for a laugh… But, where on earth was the prosecution star witness? Miss lemonella … Word had it that Lemonella had told off a troll of the Ethernet but instead of being applauded had been sent on an anti swearing course in Coventry for 2 months… Now that really WAS injustice! Anyway… Jilly Mc Mad… walked into the courtroom ( balancing a bag of icecubes under her wig) and sat down “ oh its too hot for all this milarky” she grumbled “ silence in court” Jilly shouted, “ and stop spraying that fly spray about Bouffant Babs, and no.. before you ask Gwendoline housemartin this isn’t a Chinese takeaway and you cant order number 461” With that, Jilly banged down a soup ladle ( she had brought in to replace the anvil) then shuffled her papers menacingly, that’s if you can shuffle papers menacingly. “ Enough” she bellowed , ignoring the fact nobody had yet spoken, “ Guilt as charged, I sentence you to…” The Defence barraster jumped up alarmed, “ your honour.. wait… you have not heard any evidence yet” Miss Anna Marple raised her head from the back of the courtroom, crunching a mint humbug, she put down her knitting and peered at Jilly mc Mad… was that sweat dribbling down Jilly’s head? Jilly muttered to herself and sat back in her chair.. “ damn, I was hoping they wouldn’t notice” “well get on with it “she moaned, Jilly could feel a small trickle of water sliding down her neck. The icecubes were melting far too quickly. To Be continued…….. ( because I cant find the rest of the chapter I wrote down… damn!)

Very funny! well done once again Em! Mags. x

as long as Kathy Bates doesnt play me !:((

nudge for Butters!

Medic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bicycle pump???!!!

* thumps Gwynne on the back to start her breathing again*

Movie to be announced soon, but who ,will play who Holywood holds it's breath. as stars head for the casting couch,,,and thats just for the extra's parts

*turns blue*