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Em, this is so funny cant stop laughing.......hubby thinks i am nuts , lol...xxxxx

CHAPTER FIVE Guin, quickly and quieltly slipped out of Fondent Fancies, and rushed down the cobbled street to Sheilas Wheels, the local taxi firm. She didn’t want to be seen, especially by Gwendoline housemartin (she always wanted to know how the flour industry was going) as her mission was of a secret nature. Sheila, the proprioter of Sheilas wheels, was not at work at the moment, having taken an enforced holiday to Milton Keynes. But sitting at the control desk was clevverHevver, the Fine Art student (FART), supplementing her pityfull grant with a bit of hot gossip and occasional work at the taxi firm. “ I would like a taxi please Hevver, quick as you can, I need to get to the train station before 6.30pm” Guin looked furtively through the window of the taxi firms office, hoping she wouldn’t be caught out in there. Hevver, yawned slowly and cleared her throat, whilst pressing the mike on button to call for any available drivers. A couple of seconds later, a crackle came over the mike, and the cheery voice of Steve Mc Boffin boomed through .”with you in two ticks Hevs, just offloading a poodle at Jillys scotish dancing class” “ oh… er…” started Guin “ I don’t think Ste….. “ too late, “ Ok Steve… roger an out an all that milarky” called Hevver…. Yawning again for good measure. Guin cursed silently…. This could make thisngs very tricky.. very tricky indeed…..

Ohh Em you havnt lost your touch then;; better still I know there will be more to come;; hehe babs

lol Babs.. and guess who stars in chapter 6! :)))

Lol glad you are keeping up the Street Em....be kind to me XX But make sure I am outrageous and have fun too X

but of course our Lems..... snigger....

PMSL. Absolutely brill!!! Will tune in later for more episodes! LOL Tina x

Em if I have to get in trouble lol....make it fun fun fun lol ;-0

ok dear :))))

Oh and don't call me dear it sounds like Pipsquak...fuff...fuff....fuff fuff

:0) Good stuff Em :0) xx

Just seen the dates of the earlier postings and realised why I hadn't seen this before! Very funny Em and I'm glad BC is me - if you see what I mean. Was getting very worried there for a minute! lol Daisy

OMG, when did I miss this. pmsl. was confused when I read about Gwen's rabbit cause on MSN she told me about it. pmsl. Me beginning to think she already wore it out. ROFLMAO Deb

Em This is brilliant, you should write a book. I bet it would beat Dan's for sales to GR Members - LOL!! Lynne PS: Does anyone know when Dan's book is due out?

Oh Em i'd forgotton this,,,and the rabbit,, your smashing glad your back

all very realistic so far Em shouldn't you try a bit of fiction to protect identities etc??? pmsl Bev

Chapter Six coming up in a minute... starring Bouffant babs, and Uncle Howards End (howie).. eh? sorry.. I meant Uncle Howard Sway..

CHAPTER SIX Bouffant Babs owned the hairdressers next to Fondent fancies. (Her speciality was bargain Basin Bobs) Busy inside, Babs was busy giving Howie from the Bookies a number 1 cut. (well he asked for a number 2 But Babs had lost her glasses). People told Babs everything whilst they had their heads shoved under the taps, and babs could write a book about the goings on in Grrr street.. only emsie had gor there first so ner ner…. Anyway.. Howie was lamenting about Ms Daisy,s terrible memory, and why she couldn’t remember if Howie really was just an uncle to lemonella, Our Jaonie, Emsie and wendy. The 60’s had a lot to answer for Babs nodded and smiled at Howie, praying silently that she hadn’t nipped his ears with the clippers by mistake. “never mind duck” she quipped “ think of all that maintenance you have escaped. Especially for that lemonella and her endless supply of stilletos and elocution lessons” “Aye” sighed howie “ and that finishing school in Bognor. Oh what a waste of money that was!” Babs stood back to admire her handiwork… not that she could see a ruddy thing… She brushed the stray hair off Howies shoulders “there we go Howie, all done” then she added “ at least you don’t have the worries that Guin de Vere has, it must be so hard for her, with you know what…. And all that secrecy, couldn’t do it meself, well , not with this arthritis anyway…” Babs went to pick up the hairspray (only she picked up the fly spray instead) and gave a generous squirt over Howies short (very) hair. “ same time next month Howie” Babs smiled, and wondered what the awfull smell was……

Love it! LOL

Brill Em. keep those Chapters coming. Jenny x