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Allan | Report | 18 Jun 2012 08:03 |
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the dirge of 'Donald where's your troosers? |
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lilybids | Report | 18 Jun 2012 08:27 |
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He sat in his favourite chair and had a John Smith with widget the answer would come to him,but then came a knock at the door and in walked |
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Barbra | Report | 18 Jun 2012 09:06 |
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When in came a buxom wench .she had neeps in one hand .but she couldnt believe how big his widget was .you must have had to pull hard to get that off .eldrick replied |
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LadyScozz | Report | 18 Jun 2012 11:12 |
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I have years of experience at pulling widget..... started when I was a little tacker, my nanny showed me how |
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AnnCardiff | Report | 18 Jun 2012 12:00 |
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widgets have played a large part all through my life - I am rarely without one - I well recall the time when one of my widgets |
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Juneoftheroses | Report | 18 Jun 2012 12:49 |
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grew to an enormous size and became quit |
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AnnCardiff | Report | 18 Jun 2012 12:54 |
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cumbersome so it had to be lanced - very painful - however, Eldrick realised that now he was back in the safety of his ancestral pile he could |
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Juneoftheroses | Report | 18 Jun 2012 13:42 |
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be the True Eldrick again and off he |
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Merlin | Report | 18 Jun 2012 13:47 |
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Went to meet"The Grim Neep Gatherer"Who came with his Neep cutting Scythe swinging away at his lower extremities smiling and singing Oh dear what can the matter be? |
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lilybids | Report | 18 Jun 2012 14:01 |
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All the old ladies are locked in the lavatory,opps I digress |
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Merlin | Report | 18 Jun 2012 14:42 |
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to the local Bloodsucker/ Vampire to see if he could tell by taste if he was of the royal blood line or just a "Fitz" |
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Juneoftheroses | Report | 18 Jun 2012 14:59 |
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and what he found out was a real shock ,after he regained his |
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Barbra | Report | 18 Jun 2012 15:11 |
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composure & just was so happy his blood was the same as |
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Juneoftheroses | Report | 18 Jun 2012 15:14 |
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everyone elses with one exception the colour was |
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AnnCardiff | Report | 18 Jun 2012 15:33 |
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more purple than red or blue - a kind of mixture - so there was noble blood in there - so who was his father then? Could it be |
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lilybids | Report | 18 Jun 2012 15:44 |
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Giant haystacks him that was decended from |
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Juneoftheroses | Report | 18 Jun 2012 16:10 |
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Ummmmmmmm would it have been Shrek oh no his blood was |
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AnnCardiff | Report | 18 Jun 2012 16:49 |
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green - he began to think of all the people who were around when he was growing up - could it have been Squire Trelawney, or was he gay? On the other hand there was Big Bertha's father - please not him - that would make her my sister - bad thought - and then he remembered |
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Barbra | Report | 18 Jun 2012 17:29 |
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His mum knew the jolly green giant haha the plot thickens .& so does |
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AnnCardiff | Report | 18 Jun 2012 21:32 |
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become one of the candidates - don't think so thought Eldrick and anyway, he can't stand sweetcorn - so back to the drawing board - and then he thought - Nanny is sure to know who my real father is, she was there when I was born, so off he went to find her - she was lying in the hay smoking her pipe - a bit dangerous he thought, but nevertheless |
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