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Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 15:24

Like it,Gran

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 15:26

hello Cat fancy seeing you here lmfao xxx

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 3 Apr 2008 15:27

LMAO Granny

I feel useless as all my jokes I had on my email I got rid

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 15:28

if you are Irish I apologise...this is not meant to offend x

2 Irishmen find a mirror in the road
the 1st one looks in it and says
"I know that face but can't put a name to it"
the second one looks in and says"you
idiot it's me"

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~

~Mama*HOTLIPS* Rambo~ Report 3 Apr 2008 15:29

lol

I have irish ancestors but not offended its quite tame really

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 15:30

Hello again Mama :)

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 15:31

phew! thanks Mama lol

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 15:34

will have to sit down for a sec....all this thread hopping is wearing me out!!! lol

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 15:37

Where you sitting though?

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 3 Apr 2008 15:38

bit rude.......will delete if asked.

Three old men were sitting on a park bench comparing notes on the problems of growing old. The first said he couldn't remember the last time he had a good bowel movement. The second one said his problem was more with his bladder and prostate. The third old man laughed and said he must be the lucky one.

"Every morning at seven I pee, and then at eight I have a good dump," he told them. " I just wish I could wake up before nine."

SallyF

SallyF Report 3 Apr 2008 15:39

Twinkly you must be a forum lightweight if you can't thread hop without getting out of puff. Or am I just a post wh*re?
Don't answer that!
:D

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 15:42

Another good one Gran.

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 15:43

don't encourage her Cat...pplleeaasssssseeee lol

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 15:45

lol Twinks,Gran go for it! Hi Sally

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 15:46

pmsl x

:{{{0())~}        Ian         مْر

:{{{0())~} Ian مْر Report 3 Apr 2008 15:47

I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

Ian

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 15:48

lmao Ian x

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 3 Apr 2008 15:49

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"

Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."

"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"

Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."

"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"

Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a wh**ehouse."

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.

Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 15:49

Twinks,you took my words.
Ian,good on you ! x

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 15:51

Cat! will you sit still for 5 mins...you are making me dizzy!!! lol xx