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Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 17:30

Nope,he's changed again

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 3 Apr 2008 17:27

He was last seen in India...dressed as a Nun! lol

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 16:40

See you later,look out tesco

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 16:37

see ya later granny xxx

Granny Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 3 Apr 2008 16:35

off to shop.............catch you laters.xxx

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 16:34

I'm just so greedy!!! lol

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 16:32

ok,go on then! lol

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 16:31

why? lol

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 16:29

You cant have him all to yourself pmsl

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 16:23

I've got a tight hold Cat....quite enjoying it really! lol

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 16:19

Right,slows down,we got him back intact!

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 16:15

not yet mate>>>>>>>

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 16:14

pmsl,Gran please stop it!
Have you found himTwinks ?

Granny Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 3 Apr 2008 16:12

might have kicked him too hard...............cks around

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 16:11

>>>>>runs off to look for Ian>>>>

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 16:10

Search party for Ian,Anyone seen him?

Granny Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 3 Apr 2008 16:10

is he not here yet?..............i kicked him off other thread............ha ha

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 3 Apr 2008 16:08

I think Dave should be wearing his you know whats as earrings!!! lol xx

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 3 Apr 2008 16:08

IAN,Where are you ??

Granny Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 3 Apr 2008 16:06

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, ''Hey, Dave! How ya doin?'' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. ''Oh no,'' says Dave. ''He's on my bowling team.'' When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, ''You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.'' ''No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.'' A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. ''Hi, Davey,'' she says, ''Want your usual table dance?''

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says, ''Looks like you picked up a real doozie this time, Dave!''

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