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I removed that thread as you seem to be reading more into it than what was said - no one accused him but there was no call for the 'arguments' remark just to cause one!

Gill

Knocks on door,is Twinks in please,Can i have warm milk please?

Hi Cat mate...come in.....one warm milk x

So....we can all agree that it wasnt me that complained about it and got it removed?

:-)

Ian

sorry gill that was me who used the word argument, i just did not want it to get out of hand.

I'm sorry if i upset you.x

Ian...I know it wasn't you.....hello again btw lol xxx

anyway...enough of that subject....lets have some fun! lol xxx

* puts head above parapet*
Maybe it's time to stop worrying about threads disappearing and just chat about other stuff? The whole thing might die down then........for a while at least. :)

Agree Ian,was just about to say you were over telling jokes when it went.
:))

Sally...I couldn't agree more....any more talk of pulled threads and I will throw you out!!!! ok??? lol

sorry didn't mean you Sally lol...meant everyone x

Laps up bowl,ta Twinks

For instance we could all go to my latest thread and have a chat about the subject there.

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"


Doesnt get any better than this, eh!

Ian

pmsl Ian...keep em coming mate x

Ian,you are on form

A couple are driving home in wintertime and run a skunk over
She gets out and finds the skunk still alive. She says to hubby"its still breathing
but freezing cold" he says "get it in the car and put it between your legs to warm up"
she says "but its all wet and it stinks"
hubby replies "well hold its nose then"

sorry if this offends x

A nude woman stands in front of the mirror and says to her husband
"I look fat and ugly...pay me a compliment"
hubby says "your eyesight is spot on!

Like it Ian
pmsl

One Wish.

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.”
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord
said, because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when the give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when the say ‘nothing’, and how I can make a woman truly happy”
After a few minutes God said, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

pmsl granny x