General Chat

Bye Twink.xx

Ian,you in happy mood today,:) Hi,Doc

There are 10 cats in a basket, 1 cat jumps out. How many are left?




















none! They are all copycats!!!

Dear Doc.

Do not want to cause upset here, but.......

WHAT IS WRONG WITH CATS??

Do not go there!!!!

Granny Pixel I have to disagree with you on number 9 of your list.We had a cat years ago who was lethal,the German Shepherd would growl at visitors,but George,the cat,would attack them. Lol


Maddyxx

Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone.

4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

6. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

7. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

8. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.

9. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

10. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?

Lol at number 9 Dogs

My postman won't come near the door if the cat is on the mat, i hand reared him from 2weeks and is a nasty cat, neighbour called me as he went in her cat flap and her Rottie was hiding upstairs cause it was scared.

Granny...I am impressed.

your knowledge?? of our furry friends is uncanny!!

pmsl !

Gail

Why Cats Are Better Than Men


A CAT always hits the litter box.

Better chance of training a CAT.

No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.

You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.

If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.

A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.

You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.

It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.

You don't have to worry about your CAT turning into a pig when you host a party.

A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.

If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.

I want to see head down bum up Twinkly.

Gail...............let you into a secret......i work in a vets. pmsl

Happy birthday naughty boo boo.............hope you bought him something nice.

Yes that a good age Jan rabbits can live till 10 yrs plus so he has done well.

I was at the checkout at K-Mart, the checkout chick rang up $46.64 charge, I gave her a $50 note, she gave me back $46.64, I gave the money back to her and told her she had made a mistake in my favour,
she became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money.

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy one get one free coupon for a Grande Latte', I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said, "buy one get one free",,
They're already buy one get one free" she said, "So I guess they're both free"

One day I was walking down the beach with a couple of girl-freinds, one of them shouted,
"Look at the dead bird"
the other one looks up and say "Where?"

This girl-friend of mine has a new lifesaving tool for when she might be in an accident, it helps to cut the seatbelt if she gets trapped, she keeps it save in the boot of the car.

I was at a pizza shop one day, the girl before me was waiting for her order, the cook asked her,
"Do you want it cut into 4 or 6 pieces?"
she hesitated for a moment and said,
"make it 4 piece, I couldn't eat 6.

you trying to say us women are dumb.....................lol

Afternoon all

special nudge to Granny

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I'm back!!!! lol

Hiya Twinks me kitchens open for refreshment if you would like to join us

ooh that would be nice Mama...see you there x