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Don't worry SG I'm sure Marcus will protect you
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rolls on floor laughing................Stella and Mo..............good.......my ass

just WHYdont you lot believe me????

uwwwwwww,,,,good point Fi......note to self....keep marcus with me at all times...lol...xxx

Told you he'd come in handy SG lol

Stella I believe you pmsl
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handy ??? have you already seen the pics...blushin now...lol...xxxxxx

aaawww SG you gave it away now tuts
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owww i dont remember.....pmsl....xxxxx

I'm not surprised SGpmsl
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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

me neither...pmsl..........dont think i wont to...lol...xxx

pmsl.GG...xxxxx

pmslmao GG



But it was really funny SG
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Clueless,hello, haven't been here much today, but wanted to say glad you have finished your chemo, hope you are feeling ok tonight and that you now can have a really good Christmas,

rosexx

so i'm told fi....just wish i could remember it all...things keep comein back to me dlowly...lol..xxx

Hi Rose.

Thank you Rose
((((hugs))))
to you

Hope you have a good xmas too
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You could never know what it's like
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you
You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use

And did you think this fool could never win
Well look at me, I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way
And if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away

Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah

Once I never could hope to win
You starting down the road leaving me again
The threats you made were meant to cut me down
And if our love was just a circus you'd be a clown by now

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Hi Granny xx

Thankyou Clueless xx

Rosexx

Not really sure you want to remember some of it SG
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