General Chat

you'll catch your death...................going out in that Queen..................where's ya vest?

Clue....................................

Don't start me off or I'll water my drink down............

Seriously, Clue you're a special personxxx

why's Mo standing in corner.........................is cat suit to tight to sit down?

Me vest is buttoned onto me silk, french (oo la la)
knickers

We're all special people on here Glynis
I have been priviliged enough to have felt
the love of you all.that's something I'll
never forgot.
xx

I have done Mo
It's so sad about her Gran

but Heather coming round has got to be the best news ever for her daughter
xx

Cheers Mo



Did I sound a bit pompous there?
xx

na just soppy. lol

to Heather................get well soon.

Have added Mo..

Good for Heather

So sad for her Gran
xx

Clue, there was this elderly couple attending the church service,
about halfway through the service the old lady turns to the man and says,
"I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do.?"
He replies



"Put a new battery in your hearing aide".

I've added Mo........

to Heather..............

take care

Foggy...........

that was good............xxx

pmslmfao Foggy


I really did lol then
xx

A young girl, not terribly experienced with men, ended up marrying an older man. Her mother agreed to stay in the house on the wedding night to give her any advice she may need, since she was a bit nervous as a virgin.

The happy couple retired to their bedroom, and he took off his shirt.

The bride ran out of the room and off to her mother.

"Mother! Mother! he has hair all over his chest," she said.

"It's all right, it's quite natural," says the mother, so the girl goes back. The bridegroom takes his trousers off, and she rushes out again.

"Mother! Mother! he has hair on his legs too." The mother reassures her again, so back she goes.

The husband takes off his socks, revealing that one of his feet is false. The bride rushes off yet again.

"Mother! Mother, he's got one foot," she says.

"A FOOT?" gasps the mother. "You stay here, this is a job for your mother."

Here you go Foggy
Ice cold Bud
You desrve it for that joke
xx

Spits and chokes out champers all over me outfit
at that Granny
lol
xx

Granny................lol

I just laughed so loud my OH came to see what the matter was.....................


Glynisxxx

On a more serious note,
For months I have been getting spam emails offering me pills to enlarge my manhood, well I totally ignored them for ages, but recently my curiosity got the better of me, so I answered the email and soon the pills were delivered.
In a rush to try them out I opened the packet and, not reading the instructions I just popped one into my mouth, letting it dissolve on my tongue.
Blimey they work really well.

But I ask you ladies, what am I going to do with an 8 inch tongue.?

get back girls...................he mine