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A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day.

They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."

HHHEEELLLOOO FOGGY................

do you need an answer to that?????


Glynisxxx

Granny.............haha

Glynisxxx

elbows.....................Mo i asked 1st.

Am I back?

I just got booted big style lol

Where was I?
oh right music lol
xx

A little girl goes into the barbers shop with her father.
She stands next to the chair eating her cake, whilst her father gets his hair cut.
The barber smiles at the little girl and says
"Sweetheart, your going to get hair in your muffin"
"I know" she replies

"I'm going to get big t**s too"

pmsl foggy..........

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Yet, she still couldn't reach the step!

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

We've been broken down
To the lowest turn
And been on the bottom line
Sure ain't no fun
But if we should be evicted from our homes
We'll just move somewhere else
And still carry on
Hold on, hold on, hold on
Chorus
The only way is up, baby
For you and me now, baby
The only way is up
For you and me now
Now we may not know
Where our next meal is coming from
But with you by my side
I'll face what is to come
Boy, I wanna thank you
For loving me this way
Things may be a little hard now
But we'll find a brighter day
Hold on, hold on, hold on
The only way is up, baby
For you and me now

xx

Foggy..........I'm chuckling away...........

Glynisxxx

roflmfao GG and Foggy
xx

Granny....lolxxx

Clue I love thatxxx

Sorry to say I have to go...................

Hope all you good people take care.............

See you soon......

Glynisxxx

bye Glynis.xxxx

hello !!!! did anyone save me a drink tonight?

drags out bottle of brandy from under bean bag..............saved for Stella. xx

Bye Glynis

Hi Stella.you
missed the fireworks
celebrating Clues news
xx

thanks granny that was nice of you xx