General Chat

Oh me 'ead, what 'appened what day is it? SUNDAY? What 'appened ter Saterday then? I remember me and Mildred goin in the bar, follered by Else and Doll, already in there woz Glady's an Clara, Fergie an Cammie. I remember a Red coat who bought us a drink, then............me minds a blank. 'elp us owt 'ere gals, what appened then? HRH Mabel x x x

Hiya Gals Well, aint we avin a great time. Poor ol Mabe seems to av forgotten yesterda altogevver. Can't believe she's forgotten that ride on the speedboat - she screamed loud enough!! An what about them 5 ice creams she ad. Mind you, that redcoat did keep fillin up er glass. Me an Elsie are avin a laugh, sharin a room. Well, it was only fittin, seein as owe we are both honorary princesses. Right then - what's to do today? Owe about a walk on the pier to blow away the cobwebs an clear Mabes ead? Luv as alas - Clara xx

'Ere Mabe Yer fergot you were dancin' on top of them tables in the bar.... ... yah know yer fergot yer 'ad those drawers wiv 'an 'ole in on as well.....diddn't yah ? That old geezer sittin' on the chair nearly 'ad a connery.....nearly fell over 'an all, when 'is specs steamed up. Got a glamerous granny commentation this arfternoon gals. Nah where is me orange an brown nylon frock.... Mildred xx

Fanks Luvs fink it's all comin back ter me nah, Oh my gawd I never......did I ? I didn't , tell me I nevver did, Oh the shame. Still I'll get over it, done wurser fings I 'ave and I did enjoy it an all. I'll go inta the luvverly Granny compertition wiv ya, got 27 of the little scamps I 'ave an sum of them 'ave got nippers an all, don't know there names tho, never see 'um I don't, and they get on me nerves an all runnin rownd ya. I've got a flowery two piece, get it owt fer me Fergie, theres a good 'un. HRH Mabel x x x

'Ere gals We all present 'an correct on this charrabank fer the journey 'ome? I've still got some of me onions if yer want one....... Anyone got any parrots eat em all ?...me bleedin 'eds burstin' arfter all that there 'ooochie we were drinkin' last nite. 'ERE aint this charra makin' a loud noise...an' can yer smell smoke??? ooooooh ! maybe its time ta make a stop ta warter yer lillies gals......... Mildred x

ooooooooooooooooo me poor 'ead, where am I??????? Dolores

O ma gawd it's Monday an ah doan remember nuffink! Me head feels like an 'amster's runnin' rarnd it in a cage an me tongue feels like the bottom of the cage. Ah do 'ope ah didn't do nuffink embarrassin gels? Elsie

'ere Elsie I finks we musta 'ad a dodgy fish paste sarnie Dolores

Well we've been on the Roadside for 5 hours now, fort this charra was a cheap un, never gonna listen to you again Clara, about a bloke you know can get us a cheap coach, well it might've been cheap, but where's the bloke ter mend it eh? Good job we 'ad some brown ale left an sum of that cake ya made Elsie. Bit dark 'ere ain't it gals, whats that noise then? 'ang on theres blokes on motorbikes comin terwards us, cor blinky blimey I fink there stoppin' Oh my gawd....... HRH Mabel x x x

'ere gals - lets stand in the middle of the road and see if they stop dolores

Ere gels, weren't it nice o them to stop an give us a lift. ah ain't never been on the back o one o them bikes. Wot an engine. Makes yer go a bit unnecessary doan it? Elsie

whaaaaaaaa ' ya saying lovely, can see yer marf movin' but me ears is all funny - all I an 'ear is them brooooooooom broooooooooom noises. dolores

'Ere gals Wot a larf ! Seeing Mabe 'Itchin' up 'er frock ta get on that enormiss bike. Bit 'ard when your'e four foot nuffink eh ! Har har. Funny fing woz, when Mabes plastic 'ood blew owt like a paratoot, as the bike zoomed off. Bit like one of them there racin' cars. Narh , this 'eels angle I just gawt on wiv, he's tied me on wiv me spare stockin's. Carnt be too carefull 'eh gals ? 'Ere ! summone giv me one of them sarnies before we go-o -o- o- o- o- o- o.......................................... Mildred xx

Goodness me nah this IS excitin, Mad Dog Del, 'as given me a lift, cor we didn't 'arf go fast an all, 'e stopped orf at some sort of caff an bought me a MC Dougalls well summit like that, cor it wernt 'alf nice meat fing in a roll it was, even 'ad onions. oops maybe shouldn't of 'ad them! He's just asked me if I wanna go to sum dance fingy wiv 'im, well liitle luv, bin good ter me 'e 'as didn't like ter say no, so I won't be 'ome ternight gals, Mad Dog said I can sta 'at 'is, seys I remind 'im of is Nan, sweet little fing 'e is. 'Ope you all got 'ome alright luvs. HRH Mabel x x x

Well gals - what can I say. I spose you bin wonderin where I was, but ya saw what a looker e was that took me on is motorbike!! I was absolutely terrified when e got up to 80 but luckily the wind got underneaf me ood an slowed us darn a treat. Ad to do a quick repair job on me 'air though. Got to go fur a lie down to recover - catch yer all later. Luv as alas - Clara xx

'Ere gals ! I'm glad ter be 'ome are you? Nuffink like yer own warm bed, wiv all them grey blankets ta keep yer warm. 'An yer own tea from yer own pot. Guess wot gals? Mabe sent me a postcard from sarfend !....yeah she did yer know ! Only kwpt on ridin' wiv that Heels Ample 'an his bike.....yer true yer know ! Stayin' in the Sea Dragon B & B....the cheep one...remember gals ? Dunno when she'll be back tho...... Mildred x

Doan yer go waiting up fer me gels, ah may be garn a while. Getting the 'ang o this 'arley Davidson nar an it's much better than one o them Annie Winter curling sticks ah can tell yer! Ah've got me own set o levvers an there's no way this Angel is from 'ell. Ah'm in 'eaven. Elsie

'Ere gals ! Got me photos back from Bogna ! Theres a luvverly one of Effy 'an Mabe dancin' on the table. Mabe yer 'ad yer stockin' at arf mast, an' yer nose were red, but it's a good 'un all the same. Me good old brownie camera diddn't half get some good shots. Elsie bendin' over ter pick up that fag butt she found. Delores when 'er teef fell out as she was larfin, when Mabe fell of the table. Yer all can come round gals, ill get me kettle on, ta make a brew....... ....... 'an don't ferget ta bring some fish paste sarnies..... Im 'ungry..... Mildred xx

Fanx Mild ah'm on me way! Shall ah fetch sum o me cakes wot ah've bin makin all day? The fag end were fer Bert. Ah collected loads of em and he woz dead chuffed. Took 'is mind off me gettin 'ome a day or so late cos o that Angel an 'is 'arley. Elsie

'Mornin gals ! ooow are yer all terday? Bleedin' kids owtside playin' footie. carnt be a day ovver freee! Bloomin thugs they are. Runnin about on the grass, Kickin' their balls. Now thats 'arrisment it is aint it gals? We old uns are not gonna put up wiv kids playin', arfter all, we carnt remember wot it was like ta be a kiddie, so I fink they should all grow up an' go work up the chimmneys like in the good old days. Nah were did I put me teef ?? Mildred xx