General Chat

finks maybe I 'ad better get up the 'orspital - me fingers going blue! If I wiggles it a litlle bit............ .................................. ...................................

Blimey were's me tin 'at ?? Bleedin' pussy im me way.....quick in Elsies shelter.... Mildred xx

Mildred - LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah'm already darn me Anderson Shelter gels anyone else coming? That Doll's a bit uv a loose cannon int she.? Elsie

ime comin in. Move over Elsie. dya no, I fink that was one of them suvineery fings. I no the ole man kept it in wiv the tins cos he fort it wud be safe there. Gladys

Blimey - move over gals - just got in there before yer slammed the door shut - ere as anyone got a match carnt see a flippin fing in ere Mildred Gladys - ows yer nets? Dolores

Good Job i've got a swanvesta 'ere...narh no one parp or well all blow up....... an it aint even firework night... Mildred x

Oo let Doll in? I 'ope yer've got yer finger frew that pin Doll or we're all fer it! Did anyone fink ter ring the orforities before we came in 'ere? Elsie

as anyone got a mobile phoney thingy? we can call the old bill carnt we dolores

Not you Doll - don't want yer taking yer finger off the fingy! Elsie

Well wots their number then??? Dolores

Er ah no it's free numbers the same, but ah always get it rarnd the wrong way. 666? Elsie

'ERE !!!! Why we all 'Iding in 'ere wiv Dolores and 'er grenada ? Quick!!!!! owt inter the garden before it blows........ Mildred x

Ah told yer it wos the wrong number. Some geezer called Saytun and sed e cudn't give a monkeys!! Ah fink yer right Mild - ahm gettin art nar. Elsie

gorritirf! wait fer me gals, 'ere dont yer fink this ring is lovverly. wots that tickin? its in yer outhouse dolores

Ere! yoo lot! wots' that daft moo doin wiv er finga stuck in me tin of bake beans? Bert

oh wot a relief!!!!!! oh blinky eck! fort I was doomed I tell ya DOOMED Dolores

Blimey...It must ave been Bert timing his emotions in the outhouse...beans are keepin 'im regular aint they... Mildred x

Ya silly ole goat!! why didn ya tell me it was beans in that cupbord. Had us all a dither ya did. we was worrid about Dolores there being all banged up and esploding. Gladys PS Fanks for askin like Dolores, me nets are doin fine.

Cor blimey you gals I go owt fer the day and it all 'appens don't it. I 'ad to go to Windsor terday to sort this weddin out, Liz 'as gawn an 'ad a tantrum, so it's been left to me to sort it. I told em Elsie can do the sausages on sticks and you Clara will make the pineapple and cheese on sticks, Mild I seys you can do the pudin,said you do a luvverly spotted dick, and Dolly, well you are such a good cook you can make the cake, that mix you get from Tesco's is bloomin marvelows it is, said you'd bung a bride and groom fing on the top, and there you 'ave it a banqwet, fit fer anyone. Over the next few weeks I will be away a bit, cos I 'as to go a lot to sort Cammie's dress owt, she needs loadsa help. On me rownd to yer now gals to 'ave a cuppa and them broken biccis. HRH Mabel of the Pace