General Chat

Glad & Clara you know yer me oldest friends, already put yer names down, just make sure you give me the deposit tho, your both a bit tight wiv yer money. Be rownd in 10 minutes Glad, you got any of that cooking sherry left, and a Kit Kat. HRH x x x

Okay dokey Mabe. Just get the 'key' ta the Gas meter. Be round in a mo. Glad ;-)

'ere put me dahn fer Bognor too lovey I got us a big bag of them kitkat cubes - dolores

Hey you gals the list is growing, now, Doll's coming and Fergie's just rang she wants to join us, good laugh she is an all, we'll get 'er to bring the nibbles for our chalets eh? fink I'd best share one wiv 'er, keep an eye open jest in case she needs keepin on the straight an narrow. HRH Mabel x x x

Mabe ah could do wiv a larf so put me name darn luv! Can ah pay yer in gin? I 'ope they're not really chipolatas cos ah wos 'oping fer sumfink a bit more impressive like! Elsie

Ere Mabe - I ope yur was not incineratin that I'm mean wiv me money. Why, only yesterday I put a penny in a colectin tin (don't it get hexpensive since they did away wiv farvins and alfpennies). Now gals - what yur finkin of wearin for this 'en do? I was finkin peraps of wearin a lovely green crimplene shift dress, wiv darts in, what I picked up the ovver day at the jumble sale. I only paid 10p fur it and it must be an heirloom cos I remember me gran avin one like it. What yer fink eh? I got a bit hupset yesterday. This Dora woman (ave yer met er yet) who moved in tu that posh ouse round the corner. Well, I was doin a bit o cleanin for er and she says to me 'Clara - I fink you could do wiv tryin to improve ow yer talk' well I arsk yer. I says to er ' I'll av yer know missus that I ad private electrocution lessons from that Mrs Malaprop. Got ta dash now me ducks. Luv as alas - Clara xx

'Ere gals I'm gonna wear me new dress i inharted off old Selma Beeharse, when she rolled over arfter 'avin one sausage too many. Its a luverly orange an' brahn stripe....'An guess wot gals?? Its made of pure Nylon....narh thats quality..... 'Ere...we can sit on the pomenade in one of them fancy 'utts, 'an eat ahr winkles by the sea. Dahnt ferget yer headscarves gals tho'......Bit parky 'an we dahnt want ter get mo-numier.... Mildred xx

Ooo Mild ah've got a luvverly eadscarf yer can ave a lend of gel. It's orange, yeller, blue n green flars. Go a treat wiv yer frock. Elsie

Ere Mildred an Elsie. Never mind the eadscarves. Don't yer fink we'll need the plastic oods? What if it rains an we get our air all wet? Clara x

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO eck it aint arf grand to be back home gals - :-))))))) Big hugs and cuddles to yer all Gaynor xxx

Bloomin 'eck Effie, you gave me a fright there, thought I saw yer round the Co-Op then I fort nah can't be you, you're in the Sarf of France or somewhere 'ot, or was is Soufend? Glad yer 'ome gal, get kettle on, bought yer som of yesterdays cake while I was out. See ya soon luvvie x x x HRH Mabe x x x x

OOHH Gaynor (sorry Effy) luv. Just noticed yer back. Great ter see yer. You'll ave ter start finkin what yer goin ter wear fur the 'en do. I suppose it will be the crown again? Don't know owe yur goin to beat that fantastic 'airdo though. Luv an big 'ugs - Clara xx

Soon as our Effie hears of a do bein planned, up she pops! Course ya can come to Bogna wiv us. More the merria and Ime sure it will be betta than that posh Hotel place you bin hidin in. Nice ta see ya back wiv us normal peeple. Me sister has said I can borro er nice bloo crimplene number for Bogna. Will look a treat it will. Do ya fink we need ats? Gladys Got the kettel on. Tea anyone?

'ere Effy - bet it were cos yer 'ad run out of clean knickers. catch yer soon lovey, Dolores

Blimey Effy - didn't arf give me a shock gel! There ah wos finking abart me 'eadscarf and plastic ood an all of a sudden ups yer pop! Shall ah stick the kettle on gels or open a bottle o sumfink nicer? Ah made sum luvverly shortbread yesterday - or was it last mumf? Elsie

'ere lets 'ave a knees up round yours then Else. Bye the way Eff, I have got nice bit 'o 'addock from the fish man this mornin, d'ya fancy a bit of that with sum taters/ Carnt wait fer Bogna, If yer like Eff you can share wiv me an Fergie, tho I bet that Anne wants ta get in on it an all, she's a snotty mare she is, but get a drink down 'er neck and she's a bit of a gal she is. HRH Mabe x x x

'Ere gals I fink Anne should share wiv old mooseface, dahnt yoo? 'Orseyface and mooseface sort of go tergevver nice.... Betty can 'ave a delooks chalet if she wants....all gold knobs 'an all.... .... cost 'er a few bob, but its worf it ter get away from 'er old man and 'is grumblin'. Glad ter se yer back Effy, diddn't send me a bleedin' postcard tho' did yer ? mind yoo.... ..... fink iv'e a few toffees stuck at the bottom of me 'andbag fom that trip ta margate last year....I'll ave one of 'em, that'll make me feel better... Mildred xx

Doan no if ah've anyfink posh enuf fer Bognor so better get darn the market. Doan wanna be too posh tho so wot shud ah look fer? Crimplene sarnds noice, praps wiv a bit o netting? Elsie

Words of advice 'ere gals, 'ot orf the press it is. Crimplene is the new silk, and yella is the new black fer this season, so crimplene and yella is the order of the day fer Bogna. HRH Mabe x x x

ooo well, I will ave the crimpleen dress but as its bloo I best get a yella at ta go wiv it. Here Mabe, who will I be in wiv? Be kind ta me pleese. Gladys