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i think i know what stotties are is it like a flat loaf of bread that you put a filling in, and i buy him tinned peas pud to go with home cooked ham Tracy

Hi Tracy, I know fentimanns! But not from 'up yem'--they sell it in my local garden centre in Hertfordshire! Anyone remember Whispa bars? they were trial-ed in Tyneside, just before I moved south (Please don't shoot me--i swear I was dragged here kicking and screaming!). A few months after I moved south, they were introduced here, and I made all my friedns try them!

Sal i remamber whisper bars but why did you have to remind me of chocolate LOL did you see my chocolate thread

Tracy, I resisted! I knew if I clicked on a thread titled 'chocolate' that that would be it! I'm having a weekend at home to catch up on housework, homework, family tree and rest. I had to do an emergemcy trip to the shop on my way home form work so I don't run out of crunchies! I really am going to get off the pooter now...really....honest....

A was just ganna gan ti me pit when a seen aal yeez still deein messidgiz on hee-a.Keep it up taakin reet! Peter p.s. got that kb. Thanks hinny.

Ye seem ti be up aal neet any utha neet.

its a reet clarty wet neet here, hows it in the toon the neet?

Well thats it fo the neet ,mi caps dryin in frunt iv the fia av been oot forra waak wi the wippits a hev ti be up soon to gaan ti the cree in let mi pidgins oot thi loft. Gud neet ivrybody Peeta.

Eeh peter, a fergot aboot me boards in the cree pmsl

eeh my moggie canna keep a paas of aall the spuggies doon the dene. she weel insist on bringin is haaf deed uns.

Eeh Karen this is hard walk ritin doown geordie

Karen hinny, yer've gorra stop mekkin uz laugh man! Howay an tell us it rained al day up there? Ah was braggin' ter me cousin aboot the gorgeous sunny day wear havin in the sooth, an he reckoned it was gorgeous away up yem an all! Ah was reet annoyed like, cos ah was hopin' he'd tell uz it was al wet an' clarty up there! Checked out the sand-dancers' website--it's geet good! Sheila, yer divvent see spuggies doon sooth--ther too posh doon here for spuggies! Ah miss me seagulls an all! Sal.X

Mornin aall ye lush geordies. Sal, talk aboot bein posh ye shudda seen us last neet, aall dolled up to the knockers gannin oot in a limo! not bad fer pit folk lol. wey its bloody baltic up here the day wi skitey bits aall ower the shop, av nearly cowped me creels gannin oot to the bin. Tarra fer noo and mind wat yer aall deein. Sheila x

Me bloody intanets been off since yistaday bait time so thowt add let yiz knaa am still watchin this fred. Gorra gan oot ti see me mutha in fatha but aal be back efta. Peeta

Sheila, Wey, Ah knew me couzin was lyin when he said it was sunny an' waam oop ther. It's nivvor waam oop ther! Mind you, it's been propa baltic doon here an' all this arty. Ah've gorra gan noo--Ah'm supposed to be writin' an essay on American culsha! Should be aboot Geordie culsha Ah kna, bu the Open university hasn't gorra course fer that--yet! Sal

av just gettin the younguns to gan te kip, the thowt the cud stop up till yon time cos thar off school the morra. its champion when the gan up the dancers. A divint nar where ya cussins been sal but its been an aaful day heeya. Karen the limo wus fer me marras borthday (not sayin who auld or al git a clout on the lugs off a). A cud right fancy a chinkies mesel but a canna be fashed te gan and git it and it teks yonks fer them to fetch it. Sheilax

DEEA ME A DIVINT REEALIES WARRA WIZ START IN WI AAL THIS HEEA. DEE YIZ THINK ITS GITTIN A BIR OOTA HAND NOOW? KEEP IT UP LASSEEZ. IZ THA NEE MORE BLOKEEZ WANNA SAY NOWT LIKE?

Love it folks, can just picture Jimmy Nail when I look in here!... keep talking Howay! :))

A kin taak proppa if a hev tee. E.G. Darling would you be awfully kind and parse me another lump of stotty cake before ye gan oot ti the coal bunker. in put up thi bleeza in aal pet if yi divvint mind.

Cough cough, nudge nudge.