General Chat

Daisy - what can I say? My interview went like a dream and I continue to impress every day... yesterday I learnt to count up to 20! Becx (Casino Manager)

Jo and Gwynne - could you be a little more specific please. I do like being front of house if you get my drift! Daisy

how would you like to be my under manager so to speak & please call me bumpy

Bumpy What will I be under? Very nice place you've all put together here btw. Daisy

well as you may well know im the bar & lounge manager and to be honest i could with some help round here my other staff can be a bit um odd let's say & some times work shy

Sally, We could do with a relief receptionist for when Helen isn't around - and some casual cleaning staff if you think you could manage that. Gwynne

Thanks Bumpy I'll give it a go, so long as I'm not stuck out back or in the cellar too much! I don't have to add up or anything do I? Daisy

You see Daisy! That's why I got the Casino Manager's job! I can count to 30 now and am learning to add up tomorrow! becx (Casino Manager)

no we have andy to do the celler work i dont like it down there myself. & the till works any adding up that needs doing & tell's you how much change to give only the best for my staff(i cant add up myself)

Phew, When they told me there was a new Hotel on my delivery, I didn't realise I had to come this far, I'm worn out..is anyone around to sign for a Special delivery Package? Is there anywhere a weary postie can get a cup of tea please?

Didn't want to add up Bec, I wanted to swan around in a posh frock every night! And I do have exceptionally good legs!! Daisy

how about coming to the bar i'll sign for that you have a cold beer daisy how about you start work now while im around to show you the ropes?

Oh, go on then Joanne, you've talked me into it, I should still be able to ride my bike after one beer lol

What's your Special Package Paul? Daisy (under bar manager)

Well feel free to come swanning on your nights off... I do have a strict and complicated customer policy (must be men, attractive and rich) becx

Bec, one out of three isn't bad lol This package looks like a sign to go over the door, who's the liscencee?(is that right)

call me bumpy everyone else does so where do i sign? there you go oh it's for over the door to the bar ms bumpy prior

Wow, I love what you've done with the place, makes my Sunday brekky cafe look a little plain...erm, you won't be stepping on my toes there will you? Ok Ms Bumpy, thanks for the beer, I better be on my way....good luck all, see you soon.

*smiles winningly* Be assured Mr Postie we are catering to quite a different type of clientel. I must dash off and see if the President has settled into his Chalet. Gwynne (ents)

Ahhh Parcelman. Please pass that to me. Not sure who is going to have their name over the door yet. Probably myself, or the other owner of the Hotel and Island Dr. Longlegs. Md. Me.