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I'm not the phantom nudger, I'm the phantom nudger’s son I'm only nudging phantoms 'till the phantom nudger comes. Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man I try to understand him and I help him all I can, But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim All alone, I'm nudging phantoms, when I'd rather nudge with him. I'm not the phantom nudger, I'm the phantom nudger’s mate I'm only nudging phantoms 'cos the phantom nudger’s late! I'm not good at nudging phantoms, at phantom nudging I get stuck. Though some phantoms find it pleasant I'd rather nudge a duck. Oh nudging geese is gorgeous, I can nudge a goose with ease But phantom nudging's torture because they haven't any grease. I'm not the phantom nudger, he has gone out on the tiles He only nudged one phantom and I'm sitting here with piles ! My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack He likes to have a phantom nudged before he hits the sack. I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers, It's really all our phantom nudging keeps us pair together. I'm not the phantom nudger, I'm the phantom nudger’s friend I'm only nudging phantoms as a means unto an end! My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run, For there's fluff in all my crannies, dust bunnies up my nose And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes. I'm not the phantom nudger, I'm the phantom nudger’s wife And when we nudge together it's a phantom nudging life !

The GR NUDGER went down a dark hole The NUDGER set light to its own ar**ho*e Suddenly the NUDGER jumped up in a fright Shouted Oh flamin' 'ell My a*se is alight !! Then it nudged its bum accross the floor to put out the flames...... Elaine x :o))

God save our gracious nudge Long live our noble nudge God save our nudge Send nudge victorious Happy and glorious Long to nudge over us God save our nudge Regards Jackie

You up to your old tricks Bob? Added by Bob,206719 Ptf,a&g, camera-dodger,in Bretton,Cambs on 02/01/2006 12:13:03 what say you?

yep, but only on fun threads............. I thought this one had gone down the hole in the middle......nearly 2 1/2 months without a post... but happy new year everybody...... bob

OK I'll let you off but don't be too naughty & upset people!! Added by Bob,206719 Ptf,a&g, camera-dodger,in Bretton,Cambs on 02/01/2006 12:15:51 yep, but only on fun threads............. Penny

Oh have you seen the nudging man, the nudging man, the nudging man, Oh have you seen the nudging man Who lives on Drury Lane.... Oy yes, i've seen the nudging man, the nudging man, the nudging man, Oh yes, i've seen the nudging man Who lives on Drury Lane.....

' I just can 't get a nudge, I just can't get a nudge ' (I just can't get enough) *wanders off to sing louder wondering how long it will take to stop singing Depeche Mode songs !!!! *

In view of the theme of this thread I think it deserves a nudge :) Lyn x

Anything you can nudge I can nudge better Anything you can nudge is nudged better by me Nooooooo you can't Yesssssssssss I CAN Nooooooooo you cannnnnnn't YESssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I C A N....

Nudging Hood, Nudging Hood riding through the glen Nudging Hood, Nudging Hood with his band of men Feared by the BBC, Loved by the ITV Nudging Hood, Nudging Hood, Nudging Hoooood...

I've got nudgers jolly jolly nudgers I've got nudgers to last me all my life I've got nudgers to lend and nugers to spend and nudgers to give unto my wife

Thought it appropriate to nudge.

Oh my old man's a nudger..................... I've met a lovely bunch of nudgers................... lmao at this thread - thanks x

If you're a nudger and you know it say I am If you're a nudger and you know it say I am If you're a nudger and you know it and you really want to show it If you're a nudger and you know it say I am

There's a lady who's sure all she nudges is gold And she's climbing a thread to heaven. When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed With a nudge she can get what she came for.

I get a kick out of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Just seen a nudger, Lilx

lol lil how did u see one Rosex

lil i thought i imagined it,hmmmmmmmmmmmm