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That was brilliant Pat!! I was singing along and laughing so hard my tummy hurt!! Louise Any more anyone? Pat you're very good, think of another.

There's a nudger on this board, on this board, There's a nudger on this board, on this board, There's a nudger on this board, and we wonder who s/he's called, There's a nudger on this board, on this board. Louise ;-)

OK I love nudging in the springtime I love nudging in the fall infact I love nudging anytime at all Don't know any more so can't add anymore :-( Pat x

This is especially for Guinevere Gwynne because Justin Hayward sang the original 'Forever Autumn' The sunny nudgers are fading as the threads grow old And darker nudgers are drawing near... The winter nudges will be much colder Now you're not here. I watch the nudgers as they nudge across the general board And one by one they disappear. I wish that I was nudging with them Now you're not here Like those nudgers through the threads you came to nudge me Like those nudgers on a breeze you nudged away... Through nudgers golden threads we kick the others away You always love nudging this time of year. Those fallen threads lie undisturbed now 'Cause you're not here Like those nudgers through the threads you came to nudge me Like those nudgers on the board you nudged away... A gentle nudge & threads falls softly As if to hide a lonely thread My life will be forever nudging, Cause you're not here! LoL Hope Gwynne enjoys that, she probably will never forgive me. I have just murdered a great song, still just a bit of fun & there is a bright side, you couldn't hear me singing it. ;-) LOL. Pat x

OK one more then to my bed :-) Gimme gimme gimme a nudge after midnight Won't somebody help me chase these other threads away Gimme gimme gimme a nudge after midnight Take me through how to phantom nudge the threads away. There's not a soul out there No one to see these threads Soooooooooooo Gimme gimme gimme a nudge after midnight Won't somebody help me chase these other threads away Gimme gimme gimme a nudge after midnight Don’t tell anyone you saw the phantom nudger hey? Pat x

I see nudges of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. And I think to myself, what a wonderful nudge. I see nudges of blue and nudges of white The bright blessed nudge, the dark sacred night. And I think to myself, what a wonderful nudge. The colours of the nudges, so pretty in the sky. Are also on the faces of nudges going by. I see nudges shakin' hands, sayin' 'How do you do?' They're really saying 'I nudge you' I hear nudges cryin', I watch them grow. They'll learn much more than I'll ever know. And I think to myself, what a wonderful nudge. Yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful nudge. Oh NUDGE.

Maybe we could get Justin here to sing it in person, Pat. *sigh* Gwynne

I could have nudged all night, I could have nudged all night, And still have nudged some more. I could have left my bed, And nudged a thousand threads, I've never nudged before. I'll never know what made it so exciting Why all at once my brain took flight I only know when I began to nudge then I, I could have nudged nudged nudged all night. Gwynne

This has got to be the funniest thread in weeks. I've laughed so much I cant remember what I was going to write now. Thanks guys, Magi

From my favourite musical - Rocky Horror to the tune of the Time Warp With just a nudge to the left And then a nudge to the riyiyiyiyight Then a nudge to the top Of every thread in siyiyight Oh, these nudging thrusts, Show I'm clearly insayayayayayane Let's nudge the dead threads again Let's nudge the dead threads again. Gwynne (clearly in need of something better to do)

Hello nudger Well hello nudger Its so nice to have you back where you belong You are looking swell nudger I can tell nudger Thats all i know,its been fun reading(singing)all the ones posted. Jill in France xx:)

Hey Nudge, don't make it bad take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better Hey Nudge, don't be afraid You were made to go out and get her The minute you let her under your skin The you begin to make it better And anytime you feel the pain Hey Nudge refrain don't carry the world upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool By making his world a little colder Na na na na na na na na na Hey Nudge don't let me down You have found her, now go and get her Remember to let get into your heart then you can start to make it better So let it out and let it in Hey Nudge begin You're waiting for someone to perform with And don't you know that it's just you Hey Nudge, you'll do The movement you need is on your shoulder Na na na na na na na na na yeah Hey Nudge Hey Nudge, don't make it bad take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her under your skin Then you can begin to make it better Better, better, better, better, better, oh Na, na na na na na na na na na na, hey Jude Na, na na na na na na na na na na, hey Jude Na, na na na na na na na na na na, hey Nudge Dave

Shall we nudge tra la la, shall we nudge, through the daytime and the night tra la la, when the board is in a turmoil, and the folks begin to fight, we shall nudge, we shall nudge, we won't budge! :))

Just a Nudge at Twilight........when the lights are low( nudged) Bob

Oh, all right then. Just one more. (apologies to Dionne Warwick) Do you know the way to nudge a thread? I’ve been awake so long. I may go wrong and lose my head. Do you know the way to nudge a thread? I’m going back to find a thread that's dead. Nudging is a way of life now. Couldn't stop it even if I tried. In a week, maybe two, they’ll put me inside. Weeks turn into years. how quick they pass And all the threads that once were dead Are at the top again instead Do you know the way to nudge a thread? I’ve been awake so long. I may go wrong and lose my head. Do you know the way to nudge a thread? I’m going back to find a thread that's dead. Nudging threads becomes a magnet. It can pull you far away from life With a nudge in your heart you’re causing strife. Life turns into dust and blows away And there you are without a friend You nudge your threads all night and day. I’ve got lots of friends who nudge the threads Do you know the way to nudge the threads? Can’t wait to get back to nudging threads. Gwynne (housework neglected, family starving)

Ok Gwynne, here's another especially for you then. (all rocky horror fans know the tune) How d'ya do I See you've met my faithful nudging man He's a bit brough down 'cause when you knocked he thought you were a nudging fan (didn't you Freaky)! Don't get hung up by the way I nudge Don't judge a nudge by it's cover It's not much of a nudge by the light of day but by night I'm one hell of a nudger. Claire xx

Loved it, Claire, Why don't you just ................... write another one? lol, Gwynne

Nudging in the morning. Nudging in the evening. Nudging at suppertime. Be my little nudger. And nudge me all the time. Nudging in the morning. Nudging in the evening. Nudging at suppertime. So be my little nudger. And nudge me all the time. Put your nudge around me. And nudge by stars above. You'll be nudging forever. In a heaven of love. Nudging in the morning. Nudging in the evening. Nudging at suppertime. Be my little nudger. And nudge me all the time. This thread is so hilarious. Jenny. xx

Nudge me on a Sunday apologies to Marti Webb Don't write a letter when you want to nudge Don't call me at 3 a.m. from a friend's apartment I'd like to choose how I see the nudge Take me to a thread that's breaching the peace, Nudge me on a Sunday please Let me down easy No big song and dance No long faces, no long looks No deep conversation I know the way we should spend that day Take me to a thread that's a bit of a tease Nudge me on a Sunday please Don't want to know who's to blame It won't help knowing Don't want to fight day and night Bad enough you're nudging Don't nudge in silence with no word at all Don't get drunk and slam the door That's no way to end this I know how I want you to say goodbye Find an ancient thread all covered with fleas Nudge me on a Sunday please Honest, I was hoovering when I started to sing this - and I felt the need to share. Gwynne

10cc NUDGING HOLIDAY I was walkin' down the street Concentratin' on truckin' right I heard a dark voice beside of me And I looked round in a state of fright I saw four faces one mad A brother from the gutter They looked me up and down a bit And turned to each other I say I don't like nudging oh no I love it I don't like nudging oh no I love it Don't you walk thru my words You got to show some respect Don't you walk thru my words 'Cause you ain't heard me out yet Well he looked down at my silver chain He said I'll give you one dollar I said you've got to be jokin' man It was a present from me Mother He said I like it I want it I'll take it off your hands And you'll be sorry you crossed me You'd better understand that you're alone A long way from home And I say I don't like nudging no no I love it I don't like nudging oh no I love it Don't you cramp me style Don't you queer on me pitch Don't you walk thru my words 'Cause you ain't heard me out yet I hurried back to the swimming pool Sinkin' pina coladas I heard a dark voice beside me say Would you like something harder She said I've got it you want it My harvest is the best And if you try it you'll like it And wallow in a Nudging Holiday And I say Don't like nudging oh no I love her Don't like nudging oh no I love her oh yea Don't you walk thru her words You got to show some respect Don't you walk thru her words 'Cause you ain't heard her out yet I don't like nudging I love it I don't like nudging I love it Don't like nudging I love her Davexx