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Having just watched the programme on ABBA's Agnetha (sorry if spelling is wrong) thought I'd add an ABBA tune Gimme, gimme, gimme a nudge after midnight, won't somebody help me nudge the phantom away Louise

The nudge'll come out Tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow There'll be nudge! Just thinkin' about Tomorrow Clears away the cobwebs, And the sorrow 'Til there's nudge!

you're my nudge you're ev'ry breath i take you're my nudge you're ev'ry move i make other eyes see the stars up in the skies but for me they shine within your eyes ……….. you're my nudge you are my night and day you're my nudge you're ev'ry pray'r I pray if our love ceases to be then it's the end of my nudge, end of my nudge, end of my nudge for me

If I nudged you, Time and again I would try to say All I'd want you to know. If I nudged you, Words wouldn't come in an easy way Round in circles I'd go! Nudgin' to tell you, But afraid and shy, I'd let my golden chances nudge me by! Soon you'd leave me, Off you would go in the mist of day, Never, never to know how I nudged you If I nudged you.

I trained in a Skillcentre with 250 men in the 1970s.Every week we had a particularly horrible sausage pie and well,this was called nudger pie.

I was five and you were six We played on horses made of sticks You wore black and I wore white And you would always win the fight Nudge nudge You nudged me down Nudge nudge That awful sound Nudge nudge I hit the ground Nudge nudge My baby nudged me down.

Marjorie you've been very busy tonight? That's a good one ;-) Always good to see you and on General board too!!! Pat x

Pat Couldnt find anywhere else to go!!!Have had a really good laugh at this thread, cheered me up no end. Marjorie

Glad to hear it cheered you up Marjorie we need that sort of thing sometimes don't we? Just thinking glad that GR didn't come the heavy on us when we used to have our laughs on tips board before, remember all the giggles and chuckles and the sheer hysterics on there?. Disappointed that things seem to be going so strict that people on tips who don't want to be on general can't have one thread to relax on at night, bit strict isn't it? Ah well as I said its always good to see you :-))) Pat x

Cant think of one....you all have great imaginations...LOL Vickie

This is ridiculous, the phantom nudger strikes again and again and again lol. Pat x

If I was a nudger, I'd nudge up in the morning, I'd nudge up in the evening All over this Board. I'd nudge up danger, I'd nudge up warnings, I'd nudge about the grudge Between the grousers and the whingers A-a-all all over this Board, All over this Board. If I was a nudger, I'd nudge up in the daytime, I'd nudge up in the night-time All over this Board. I'd nudge about justice, I'd nudge about freedom, I'd nudge about the right to say Thank you to the people A-a-all all over this Board. (apologies to Trini Lopez) -------- Any old nudge? Any old nudge? Any any any old nudgers? At the Meet, you look reet, Just like a nudger From yer napper to yer feet. Don't spout bile, give a smile Wiv yer Grandad's teef ter gnash on. I wouldn't give yer tuppence Fer yer old nudge, luv, 'Cos nudgin's old-fashioned! (apologies to Peter Sellers) ------------- I'm not The Nudger, So don't forget it. It's just a silly name That someone's called. I keep The Nudger Off my PC screen It hides a silly thread That's lurking there. So if I ask you If you're The Nudger, Don't say I'm wrong, Don't think you've got away. I'm not the Nudge ... I'm not the Nudge ... (apologies to 10cc) --------------- ALL TOGETHER NOW, ON A COUNT OF 3 ... 4 - 10 green nudgers hanging on the Board 10 green nudgers hanging on the Board and if one green nudger should accidentally fall There'd be 9 green nudgers hanging on the Board. 9 green nudgers hanging on the Board 9 green nudgers hanging on the Board and if one green nudger shold accidentally fall There'd be 8 green nudgers hanging on the Board etc, etc, etc (with apologies to The King & I) ---------------------- One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock NUDGE, Five, six, seven, o'clock, eight o'clock NUDGE, Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock NUDGE, We're gonna nudge around the clock tonight. Put your nudge rags on, join the fun, You can nudge away till it's half-past one, We're gonna nudge around the clock tonight, We're gonna nudge, nudge, nudge till broad daylight, We're gonna nudge, we're gonna nudge Around the clock tonight. When it's two, three, four, five six seven, We'll be up in Nudger's heaven, We're gonna nudge around the clock tonight We're gonna nudge, nudge, nudge till broad daylight, We're gonna nudge, we're gonna nudge Around the clock tonight. When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too, We'll be nudging still and so will you, We're gonna nudge around the clock tonight We're gonna nudge, nudge, nudge till broad daylight, We're gonna nudge, we're gonna nudge Around the clock tonight. (with apologies to Bill Haley) ------------------- Once I believed the Phantom Nudge would be Lurking in posts of songs and poetry, But I never knew It just started quietly and grew And seems to me That the Phantom Nudger Is here for all to see. And it's nudging better, growing stronger, Nudging better, B Better every day, Better every day. I don't see every nudge appear at night. But it's just there in the morning light. Someone's up for hours, Using their deletion powers, And believe it or not, Well, there's something scary And odd 'bout whatever they've got. And it's nudging better, growing stronger, Nudging better, Better every day, Better every day. (apologies to Mama Cass) ------------------------

Hi CB were you bored by any chance?. Well at least you left something worthwhile. Pat x

Loved them, CB. Hope your knee is better today. Gwynne

Oh well..as it's been anonomously nudged, I may as well make it worth the while... Another thread bites the dust oh, Another one gone another one nudged, another thread bites the dust.. Oh I'm going to get you too, another thread bites the Dust..... Sue

Phantom nudgers hot! Phantom nudgers cold! Phantom nudgers on the board Hundred days old. Phantom nudgers like it hot, Phantom nudgers like it cold, Phantom nudgers like it on the board Hundred days old!

LOL I had forgotten about this thread!!! Had fun looking back tho!!! Karen

sang to the tune IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW If you NUDGE me now, you’ll NUDGE away the biggest part of me No...O..O.. NUDGE please don’t go If you NUDGE me now, you’ll take away the very NUDGE of me No..o...o NUDGE please don’t go

***SORRY couldnt resist it lol ! *** Nudgers walking with me Nudging im trying to see... Every nudge I make and every nudge I take the nudgers here with me...

A welcome return to this thread (has me in stitches) but unfortunately I can't think of any to add at the moment. Louise :-)