General Chat

what really happened: I'd swum so far that I got tired and my arms ached, and I started going down and down and down. Suddenly, out of the blue appeared an octopus that wrapped its arms around me! Well, the lifeguard did his best, but his best wasn't good enough. I fought off the octopus myself! ............... anyway, I can't work a barbeque and there's no food. Anyone bringing food, please? I thank you. :-) Joy

what have i missed on the beach love the sand and sea, any sangria

Phew! ........ Just got back. Where is everyone. This will bring them back. A crate of Mumm's and............. ............. a barrow load of strawberries. Help yourselves I'll be back soon

Hello, Julie! Plenty of sangria over here. There's no food yet though. Well, nothing for the barbie yet. Hold on, crisps and twiglets, in that box behind you. :-) Joy

Julie and I dancing away! wooh! steady, Julie - big wave coming! oh dear splash! here, let me help you up. :-) Joy

do you know how long it took me to do me hair like this now im drenched

oh dear oh dear here's a towel, all better soon! have another drink. hope the food comes sooooon! :-) Joy

well, it's a very quiet party tonight, so think in a minute I'll sing a song to myself :-) Joy

goodnight sparkly stars. :-) Joy This land is your land This land is my land From California To the New York island From the red wood forest To the Gulf stream waters This land was made for you and me As I went walkin' that ribbon of a highway I saw above me that endless skyway I saw below me that golden valley This land was made for you and me This land is your land This land is my land From California to the New York island From the red wood forest To the Gulf stream waters This land was made for you and me I roamed and rambled And I followed my footsteps To the sparkling sands of her diamond desert And all around me a voice was sounding This land was made for you and me This land is your land This land is my land From California to the New York island From the red wood forest To the Gulf stream waters This land was made for you and me The sun came shining And I was strolling And the wheat fields waving And the dust clouds rolling As the fog was lifting a voice was calling This land was made for you and me This land is your land This land is my land From California to the New York island From the red wood forest To the Gulf stream waters This land was made for you and me This land was made for you and me This land was made for you and me

Stick another Burger on the Barbie Joy please,

'Blame It On The Love Of Rock & Roll' First time I heard the music I thought it was my own I could feel it in my heartbeat I could feel it in my bones My momma thinks I'm crazy My dad says I'm insane I got this boogie woogie fever That's burning in my veins They tried to take me to a doctor But it's too late for me Then they took me to a preacher That they saw on their TV Who said that for a small donation My lost soul would be saved I said I don't think so preacher I'll come back another day All I want, is to be a Rolling Stone They don't understand what we all know It feels so good that it ought to be illegal I got my vaccination from a phonograph needle I'll never grow up and I'll never grow old Blame it on the love of rock & roll My teachers didn't like me they always Tried to put me down 'Cause I wore my hair too long I played my music way too loud Every little boy wants to learn to play guitar So he can pick up all the chicks And be a rock-n-roll star They said it won't last, but they misunderstood If people think it's bad then I'll be bad for good It feels so good that it ought to be illegal I got my vaccination from a phonograph needle I'll never grow up and I'll never grow old Blame it on the love of rock & roll Blame it on the love, blame it on the love Dad don't understand what the little girls know Blame it on the love of rock-n-roll All I wanted, all I ever needed My guitar gave to me Every song I've sung blame it on love Every war I've won blame it on love Everything I've done blame it on love Blame it on the love of rock-n-roll It feels so good that it ought to be illegal I got my vaccination from a phonograph needle I'll never grow up and I'll never grow old Blame it on the love of rock & roll Blame it on the love, blame it on the love Dad don't understand what the little girls know Blame it on the love of rock-n-roll

Ooh that was a nice refreshing swim, Got any refreshing drinks? Nice cup of tea wouldn't go amiss.

Christine! I like your lei! (never seen one before!) Well, here I am, with my (clean) punch bowl, filled with 'Strawberry Cup' (thats vodka, fizzy white, strawberry licquor, vodka, and fresh strawberries, oh and vodka) Here you go girls!! (Any fit men around here????)

Don't be cheeky Fluffy, Can I have a stawberry thingy please?

Christine! That cute guy you are dancin with is Granpy Jim! (Ive been after him since last night, but he obviously prefers you!) SULK There you go then - pint each of 'Strawberry Cup' including pink umberellas! So, Grampy Jim, have you been here all day then hon?

No, I went shark fishing this morning. Well not exactly fishing, I just dived in and chased them til I caught them and gave them a good whacking. All that adrenalin soon cured my headache. Then I did a 5 mile cycle ride. Didn't want to but we had run out of Pizzas. I have just got back from a 500 yard underwater swimming race with that Baywatch bloke. (Poses to show where a perfect 6 pack used to be.)

Me too. Off to bed tonight to sleep. perchance to dream..... Fare thee well fair maidens.

wow! the sun really is shining all day!! mmm, lovely beach here. I'll just stretch myself out and relax, before those noisy people come back later! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :-) Joy ** sips her cocktail most genteely!! **

Hiya Joy, Just off to the shops. Do we need anything for this evening?

Here I am, back from the shops and everyones buzzed off!! Oh well, Kit off and catch a few rays. 'ffffffffssssttttt' (sound of a can opening)