General Chat

*Flops back onto beach* Thanks Grandpa Jim......How's you head? c x

I will be alright after a pint of black coffee. Dear oh dear what did they put in that pink stuff last night. I think someone had replaced the umbrellas with funny mushrooms.

very much like Erika Eleniak. Te he he.

Nicley Tanned......wouldn't let me have a look at his white bits tho! lol c x

ooh, you get the chip oil and i'll hold him down! c x

Weeeelllllll excuse me......Beach Party......where's that Guy from beach hut 4.....could have told me.....I see I have some catching up to do..... Joy, turn round, if you keep going you'll end up in Grenada!!! Should she be swimming so long....she's waving....look she's waving....wave back everyone.... Jacquie xxxx

Oooo errrr.....maybe she's not waving.... JOY!!! You OK hun? Jacquie xxx

ooooh ek Joy....you alright??? Here, have the lifeguard that Jim chucked me *throws oily lifeguard at Joy* c x

You ok Joy? Did ya bring that lifeguard back? Not sure if Karen's finished with him!

Oh, yes, I think she's OK......she went that way....dragging a very frightened looking oily Lifeguard...... There they are.....behind that Sand dune!!!! Jacquie xxxx

crikey Joy, you don't hang about. Can i have him when you're finished? c x

wow!!!! :-) ** .................... **

Wah Hey!! A beach party at long last - here I am wearing my skimpy speedos, carrying the mandatory carton of XXXX and listening to the sounds of the Beach Boys !!!

Good grief! What an appalling mess! Rampant women, oily lifeguards and sozzled men. Honestly, you take a night off with a virus and what happens? All hell breaks loose, you miss a great party, and when you finally get everything sorted out and turn up (in one's skimpiest bikini I might add), what do you find? Food all eaten, booze all drunk (well, everybody drunk by the look of it) and even the tide hasn't had the decency to come in far enough to wash away the detritus. Guy told me this was going to be a classy beach resort and what do I find - an orgy! Trust me to miss it!

Heck Joy, you were behind that sand dune for ages.........wot were you up to, or shouldn't i ask? LOL

Hi Bronzed Surfer. Love the speedos, but I think it may take a wee while for that tonsure to grow out.

And so our first night did passeth well For some did linger and some did dwell Such merriment I've not seen on here of late So forget you not, Summer's lease hath all too short a date Enjoy yourselves my friends and refresh your weary minds Eat, drink and dance, and be released from your daily grinds We will keep our merriment going for as long as we are yearning And whilst I may be away..........please someone keep the log fire burning.

JOY!!!! I just saw my message and came running all the way, only to find you...well, doing what you're doing.. naughty corner right away madam!!

Sorry Gang, can't stay for the BBQ and the alcohol tonite gotta get myself off. Enjoy yourselves, but can someone keep their eye on Joy with that lifeguard please? lol sees ya tomorrow c x

Well c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight I got some money in my jeans and I'm really gonna spend it right Well I been doing my homework all week long Now the house is empty and the folks are gone....hey! C'mon everybody! Well we're gonna have a party so we better put a guard outside Cause if the folks come home well they're really gonna have my hide Well there'll be no more music for a week or two No more hangin' round with the usual crew....hey! C'mon everybody! Well c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight Well c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight Well there'll be no more music for a week or two No more hangin' round with the usual crew....hey! C'mon everybody! .................................................................. back for the drinks and food later! :-)