General Chat

when the fire gets low and the chill sets in, how about all pilling in my hot-tub..

AFTER the ball was over She took out her glass eye, Put her false teeth in water Shook from her hair the dye, Stood her false leg in the corner Took off her false nails and all, Then what was left went to bye byes, After the ball.

The Bronzed Aussie Surfer has taken to wearing a cap to cover a hairstyle that his previous incarnation was forced to endure. He is desperately seeking some Somerset Scrumpy to allay his thirst and is carrying some pink snapper that he has just caught this day from the Indian Ocean.

Let's have a party Everybody, throw your hands up in the air Let's have a party I like the way you swing yeah (But all I wanna know is where the party at) Everybody Girl you know, mmm, you're lookin' good Let's have a party Girl you gotta work that body (But all I wanna know is where the party at) Let's have a party (shake it baby, shake it) We're movin' to the groove yeah Let's have a party All the fellas and the honeys get on the floor (But all I wanna know is where the party at) Everybody Cuz we're gonna have a party Let's have a party So everybody can enjoy yourself with me (But all I wanna know is where the party at) [RAP:] Welcome everybody To the party Don't forget the honeys The mad fun has just begun at the party, yo Give a call or beep And make sure your girl ain't creepin' It's time to get it on The dance floor You want more than what you came here for I see you lookin' at me Across the dance floor I wish for that sweet little kiss Don't be no Cinderella And go poof after midnight Uh yeah

will you won't you will you won't you won't you join the dance? :-)

Where Keren? At the Marina?

TORQUAY THE PLACE 2 PARTY ?

mmm, yummy burgers!! :-) Joy I'm forever blowing bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air, They fly so high, Nearly reach the sky, Then like my dreams They fade and die. Fortune's always hiding, I've looked everywhere, I'm forever blowing bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air.

Pussy Cat!!!! Such a Lady of Sophistication. I am impressed. ( But you and I know that I can not possibly let that one go by without a suitable response ) Can we have a walk along the shore? Just you and I and a bottle of Champers!!!

what brilliant poetry! Wish I could do that! Hello! so pleased to see you. I think this party could go on for ever! There's burgers and steak, plenty of beer. :-) Joy

I wandered lonely as a cloud Through forest glades and o'er the land, When all at once I saw a crowd With barbied prawn and beer in hand. Beside the waves and in the dunes They partied on to 60s tunes. Continuous as the stars that shine And twinkle in the milky way They filled the beach with laughter loud And left the place in disarray. Ten thousand saw I at a glance, To find their leader? - Not a chance. The waves beside them danced, but they Outdid the sparkling waves in glee. The oily lifeguard ran away, They tracked him down, he could not flee. I gazed and gazed and then I thought, He needs more oil to not get caught. When often at my screen I sit And seem to be in pensive mood, My foolish family think that I Am simply seeking solitude. They know not that my friends out reach And bid me party on the beach.

I'm all for dirty dancing, I'll be Fred Astaire ( I like a bit of sophistication with my dirty dancing ) Jim !!!! I hope you have brought those other beauties with you this evening.............. Could you share them around this time please?

G'Day Gramps & Joy - brought a few more prawns for the barbie - did I hear a tinnie being opened - just gone down for an early morning swim [2:00 a.m.] your tme.

Here I am, back from the shops and everyones buzzed off!! Oh well, Kit off and catch a few rays. 'ffffffffssssttttt' (sound of a can opening)

Hiya Joy, Just off to the shops. Do we need anything for this evening?

wow! the sun really is shining all day!! mmm, lovely beach here. I'll just stretch myself out and relax, before those noisy people come back later! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :-) Joy ** sips her cocktail most genteely!! **

Me too. Off to bed tonight to sleep. perchance to dream..... Fare thee well fair maidens.

No, I went shark fishing this morning. Well not exactly fishing, I just dived in and chased them til I caught them and gave them a good whacking. All that adrenalin soon cured my headache. Then I did a 5 mile cycle ride. Didn't want to but we had run out of Pizzas. I have just got back from a 500 yard underwater swimming race with that Baywatch bloke. (Poses to show where a perfect 6 pack used to be.)

Christine! That cute guy you are dancin with is Granpy Jim! (Ive been after him since last night, but he obviously prefers you!) SULK There you go then - pint each of 'Strawberry Cup' including pink umberellas! So, Grampy Jim, have you been here all day then hon?

Don't be cheeky Fluffy, Can I have a stawberry thingy please?