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The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: February 2005 Posts: 13,260 Send Message	Annx	Report	16 Feb 2019 18:31
	What fruit grows on telegraph poles............electric currants.
	Researching: Staffordshire, Warwickshire
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	16 Feb 2019 20:38
	Two TV ariels got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was fantastic
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,659 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	16 Feb 2019 20:52
	Knock Knock! Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam n' Janet evening...
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	16 Feb 2019 20:58
	Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? Don't cry it's just a joke...
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:04
	One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight. Back to back the faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:06
	Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of a giant's fingers.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:36
	Knock knock Who’s there? Bella Bella who? Bella no work so I knock on the door.
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:38
	Doctor doctor I think I’m a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together man
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:40
	What do you get with badly infected feet? Pus in boots
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:53
	Hinting at our up coming anniversary my wife said she wanted something shiny that went from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds I bought her a bathroom scale
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:56
	I ran into the back of another car the start of a really bad day. It was a dwarf. He said I am not happy. I asked him which one he was then.
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	16 Feb 2019 21:57
	:-D :-D
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	16 Feb 2019 22:02
	Why dont Worms have Balls ????? Because they cant dance :-D :-D
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	16 Feb 2019 22:39
	This Valentine's Day my wife asked for something with diamonds in if for a gift, so I bought her a pack of cards
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 7,277 Send Message	Barbra	Report	16 Feb 2019 23:36
	What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear Winnie The P_U !!
	Researching: Tipperary. Derby .Moray. ST. Helens. Bladen /.My Eldest Son /
Member Since: March 2009 Posts: 7,277 Send Message	Barbra	Report	16 Feb 2019 23:38
	What do you call a Bear with no teeth * Gummy Bear *
	Researching: Tipperary. Derby .Moray. ST. Helens. Bladen /.My Eldest Son /
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,659 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	16 Feb 2019 23:55
	Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. :-D
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	17 Feb 2019 01:53
	got distracted driving this morning....ran into a stop sign...not much damage done just a slight dent in the pole and a scuff on the bumper...... Lollypop man wasn't too pleased though!
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	17 Feb 2019 09:44
	I'm friendly with twenty five letters of the alphabet, but I don't know 'Y'
Member Since: June 2009 Posts: 15,116 Send Message	MotownGal	Report	17 Feb 2019 11:11
	What goes 99 clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg.
	Researching:

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