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The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	12 Feb 2019 11:18
	Why do polar bears not eat penguins? Cos they can't get the wrappers off......
Member Since: May 2014 Posts: 8,229 Send Message	David	Report	12 Feb 2019 11:59
	:-D :-D <3
	Researching: .
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 40,303 Send Message	LaGooner	Report	12 Feb 2019 12:02
	What is a balanced meal for a polar bear? A seal in each paw :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	12 Feb 2019 12:24
	:-D :-D
Member Since: May 2014 Posts: 8,229 Send Message	David	Report	12 Feb 2019 12:36
	I wondered if it was polar bears are north pole while penguins are south ? Or is that incorrect ?
	Researching: .
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	12 Feb 2019 13:01
	No you're correct David but that's not funny :-D
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 40,303 Send Message	LaGooner	Report	12 Feb 2019 16:22
	What do you call an angry Polar Bear? …. Nothing just run away fast :-D :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	12 Feb 2019 17:16
	:-D What do you call a blind dinosaur?....Doyouthinkhesawus....
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 40,303 Send Message	LaGooner	Report	12 Feb 2019 17:44
	What is yellow and dangerous ...Shark infested Custard
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	12 Feb 2019 18:14
	What do you call a deer with no eyes?....no idea.....
Member Since: February 2005 Posts: 13,260 Send Message	Annx	Report	12 Feb 2019 18:32
	What's green and hairy and goes up and down.............a gooseberry in a lift.
	Researching: Staffordshire, Warwickshire
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	12 Feb 2019 18:46
	What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?.....still no idea
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	12 Feb 2019 19:05
	What kind of key opens a banana??? A MON KEY :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	12 Feb 2019 19:58
	:-D :-D :-D What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?.......Cliff
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 40,303 Send Message	LaGooner	Report	12 Feb 2019 20:16
	What do you call a man with a spade Doug :-D
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	12 Feb 2019 20:50
	What do you call a German Barber? Herr Kutt
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	12 Feb 2019 21:37
	:-D :-D What do you call a woman with a slate on her head...Ruth
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	12 Feb 2019 22:12
	What do you call a very short, very pale Irishman? Anaemic
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	12 Feb 2019 22:20
	When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	12 Feb 2019 22:22
	What’s black and white and re(a)d all over There was two answers either A Newspaper or a sunburnt penguin
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.

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