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The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
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Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,659 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	4 Sep 2017 23:51
	Barbra - Nooooooooooooo - not more men - did you see what they did on pages 44 and 45 - it could even have been page 43 too! Loads of 'missus' jokes - but impossible to find 'mister' jokes - as was admitted - the reason being, men are just - a joke!! :-D :-D
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,585 Send Message	Allan	Report	5 Sep 2017 00:19
	My wife has just failed her driving test, she got eight out of ten; the other two jumped clear.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,585 Send Message	Allan	Report	5 Sep 2017 00:22
	Wife's voice from the kitchen, Would you like, beef ,chicken or lamb for your tea dear?. Me ,chicken,thanks. She:,you're having soup, I was talking to the cat. :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	5 Sep 2017 00:27
	Allan :-D :-D Maggie I'm sure if we all tried we'd find a better joke than the obvious all men are jokes....nope they are.....
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,585 Send Message	Allan	Report	5 Sep 2017 00:41
	I've just realised that yesterday (4th) was this Thread's (with apostrophe) birthday. And today is our 47th Wedding Anniversary :-D :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	5 Sep 2017 00:46
	Congrats Allan and Long suffering Mrs Allan And well done for the thread lasting so long without being pulled!!
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,585 Send Message	Allan	Report	5 Sep 2017 01:00
	Thanks, Caroline :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	5 Sep 2017 01:31
	You're welcome....hang on though this isn't bland...and if it is poor Mrs Allan....after 47 years she deserves more than bland :-D :-D
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,585 Send Message	Allan	Report	5 Sep 2017 22:12
	I have to admit that I received the better deal in the marriage :-D :-D
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,659 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	5 Sep 2017 22:33
	Congratulations!!!! Especially to Mrs Allan :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,585 Send Message	Allan	Report	5 Sep 2017 22:47
	Thanks, Maggie :-D :-D There must be some sort of Award, or Medal, for long-suffering wives albeit not suffering in silence.;-) :-D :-D
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,659 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	5 Sep 2017 22:50
	There SHOULD be!! :-)
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,585 Send Message	Allan	Report	5 Sep 2017 23:08
	I'll instigate one! I will think about it whilst on my early morning walk which I will shortly be undertaking :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	5 Sep 2017 23:58
	It better not be a bland medal....
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,585 Send Message	Allan	Report	6 Sep 2017 00:35
	It could be a bland of gold, if Rollo is correct. ;-) On the other hand a tin lid covered with gold coloured foil would look just as impressive, and could be awarded together with a tin opener and a basic kitchen layout so that the positions of the sink and stove could be ascertained ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D "ducks for cover"
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	6 Sep 2017 01:18
	Allan :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	6 Sep 2017 18:10
	Well done on the 47 years Allan/ Mrs Allan....sounds like you both have the patience of Saints...
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	6 Sep 2017 18:27
	She does she hasn't killed him....yet!
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,585 Send Message	Allan	Report	6 Sep 2017 22:10
	Thanks, Bob. OH is a woman after my own heart, but fortunately I've managed to avoid the knife :-D :-D Caroline, over the years I've become an expert at recognising various toxic fungi, mainly by sorting through the mushroom she insists on serving with every meal. Strange really as she never eats any herself ;-) :-D :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	7 Sep 2017 00:21
	Telling you Allan missed your vocation....

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